Well, the party isn't quite over yet, but I'm leaving now before the cops arrive to shut it down. Yes, I am aware that it's somewhat douchey to abandon one's own party early, but sadly, it must be done -- for the sake of greener pastures.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, this will be my last post on here for some time. Sad, I know, and ...

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Miss Hannah Minx, a 21-year-old YouTube phenom from Philadelphia, is making quite the name for herself on the Internet these days. But, who is she?

Well, for some, she's nothing more than a buxom beauty, someone to admire from afar--and post vulgar comments about on her videos. However, if you look past Hannah's ample exterior beauty, you'll a...

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Do you know what happens when two famous comedians with larger-than-life egos interview one another? Hilarity -- and a segment called "Even Ste(v)phen."

Last night, Steve Carell, star of The Office, joined his longtime friend Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report for a nice, friendly chat about the successes (and failures) of each comedian thr...

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After days of frenzied speculation, Lebron "King" James announced last night that he is joining Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami, officially becoming the most-hated man on the Internet for the next few months.

Yes, YouTube is already inundated with videos of crazed Cavalier fans screaming, crying and sulking over the loss of their beloved h...

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Meet Willow Garage PR2, a distant cousin of Short Circuit's Johnny 5.

Developed by Willow Garage, a team of robotic researchers and "experts in robot, design, control, perception and machine learning," the PR2 is a glimpse into the not-so-distant future of simple A.I.-driven robotic companions. The goal of the project, at a very basic level, i...

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At some point, every bro's bro owns a copy of Maxim magazine – not for the riveting editorial content, but for the full-page pictorials of gorgeous models leaving little to the imagination.

Of course, looks can be deceiving, because as we all know, a shrewd photographer can easily manipulate a model’s appearance with Photoshop, concealing thei...

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Ordering a cocktail—that is, a “girly” drink—at a bar is a sure-fire way to be dubbed a ‘man-woman’ by your bros. While I don’t normally agree with this chauvinistic disposition towards fruity beverages, this menu from an unnamed European bar presents a compelling argument in favor of it.

At first glance, the drink menu appears relatively beni...

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Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Why did you abandon us? Why did you choose a drab life of politics over a much more fulfilling one entertaining the masses with your stone-faced one-liners and knack for making things go ‘boom’?

Why, Papa Arnold, why?

Sincerely,

The World

I think we can all agree: Arnold leaving the movie industry made the wo...

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The second trailer for The Social Network, an upcoming film about the founding of Facebook, is now live, and it’s even more melodramatic than the actual website.

Ominous, Dark Knight-esque music scored by Nine Inch Nails’s Trent Reznor? Check.

A cacophony of overwrought, dramatic acting sped up to sound much more intense? Check.

Justin Timbe...

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The Reuters copywriter responsible for this double entendre-laden headline must really, really enjoy his job – that is, if he still has it.

At first glance, one may assume that this headline precedes a news story about the gay pride march that took place two weeks ago. However, they’d quickly realize that it’s actually about a recent race betw...

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