OBAMA: The MockumentaryWell, the party isn't quite over yet, but I'm leaving now before the cops arrive to shut it down. Yes, I am aware that it's somewhat douchey to abandon one's own party early, but sadly, it must be done -- for the sake of greener pastures.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this will be my last post on here for some time. Sad, I know, and ...

























