It’s that time of the year: Sorority Recruitment!
Starting today, freshman, sophomores, and the occasional junior, got the chance to don fake smiles and have meaningless conversations while trying to decide which sorority matches their hair color the best. Exciting!

And no, you won’t see the sorority girls at the parties this weekend (which o

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Five-year-olds can color and cut things out. They learn these things in kindergarten.

So what do art majors at JMU do? By what can be seen at the artWorks Gallery, pretty much the same thing.

artWorks is the JMU student gallery on Grace Street which just had its first opening for the year. The work was less than impressive. The show was domina

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This specimen has been quarantined by the Centers for Disease Control. If you have have been in contact with this mattress, you are advised to place a white flag above your door.
If you have every been to a JMU house party, you know just how abused household items such as corkscrews and furniture are. Besides the near 100 percent chance that th

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In normal late JMU fashion... construction is behind schedule

In case traffic wasn't bad enough during freshman move-in, now Main Street is down to two lanes. Remember how you're avoiding Wal-mart like the plague? Keep that mindset if you think you need to go anywhere near Main Street.

Suggestion: Go up around Sunchase and Stone Gate past Sou

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Ahh the first weekend back at school. Everyone buying their books and readying their minds for a fabulous education... Or Forest Hills Block Party!

The Forest Hills Block Party = 24 Hour Drinking, so freshman, you know you're dying to go. But before you grab your sluttiest top and highest heels try to be smart.

Yes, it's time to get wasted but

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It’s the day that students love and parents dread … not because they are going to miss you, but because they are sick of carrying all your crap! So here are a few tips to make things easier:

1.) Don’t go to Wal-mart. Ever seen monkeys at the zoo during feeding time? It’s kind of like that, so buy your stuff before you come.

2.) Upperclassmen,

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Meet John.

John used to be a history/political science teacher at the University of Maryland.

Now he teaches Yoga, has a ponytail, and wears tighter pants than I do…
I believe this is called a mid-life crisis.

John just opened East-West Yoga in the ‘Burg, where he “blends the power of Ashtanga yoga and the flow of Vinyasa yoga with the detai

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JMU wants to increase enrollment by 24% in the next 6 years…

Incase temporary triples weren’t bad enough, how about some temporary quads?

The catch? They will be decreasing the number of out of state students they accept.

“We’re serving the Virginia student,” said Dr. Frank Doherty in an interview.

So, sorry to all of those who are trying t

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One of the Harrisonburg Turks is apparently kind of arrogant… and proud of it!

DNR did a an article on the student, in which he claimed:

"For the most part, baseball players in general are the same type of dudes," he said. "Like, they always have a certain kind of arrogance to them, and it’s importance to have that to be able to be successful

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