College OTR: Lady Duke

Lady Duke (JMU - James Madison)

Lady Duke

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"The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor." -Sex and the City

JMU - James MadisonEvents

Sorority Girls, Grab Your Pearls!

Posted by Lady Duke 09/13/2007 8:37 PM

It’s that time of the year: Sorority Recruitment!

Starting today, freshman, sophomores, and the occasional junior, got the chance to don fake smiles and have meaningless conversations while trying to decide which sorority matches their hair color the best. Exciting!

And no, you won’t see the soro... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: Oddly enough I am in fact a member of the Greek community. It was a joke. Learn to laugh... and don't lie, some of that stuff if absolutely true.

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JMU - James MadisonEvents

artWorks Gallery Lacks Real Art

Posted by Lady Duke 09/12/2007 4:08 PM

Five-year-olds can color and cut things out. They learn these things in kindergarten.

So what do art majors at JMU do? By what can be seen at the artWorks Gallery, pretty much the same thing.

artWorks is the JMU student gallery on Grace Street which just had its first opening for the year. The wor... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: snaaaap!

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JMU - James MadisonBitchin 'N Moanin

Stop Selling Your Used Mattresses

Posted by Lady Duke 08/30/2007 12:34 AM

This specimen has been quarantined by the Centers for Disease Control. If you have have been in contact with this mattress, you are advised to place a white flag above your door.

If you have every been to a JMU house party, you know just how abused household items such as corkscrews and furniture... MORE »

Latest comment by ILoveBS: lol @ my comments being removed. yaaaawn

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JMU - James MadisonNews

Avoid Main Street!

Posted by Lady Duke 08/23/2007 5:18 PM

In normal late JMU fashion... construction is behind schedule

In case traffic wasn't bad enough during freshman move-in, now Main Street is down to two lanes. Remember how you're avoiding Wal-mart like the plague? Keep that mindset if you think you need to go anywhere near Main Street.

Suggestion: Go up around... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: you know what would be great? if the jmu editor got off their ass and got some more posts up here. just because we're a state school not named after the state doesn't mean we aren't way cooler than these other schools at otr.

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JMU - James MadisonPartying

The Annual Forest Hills Block Party

Posted by Lady Duke 08/23/2007 5:17 PM

Ahh the first weekend back at school. Everyone buying their books and readying their minds for a fabulous education... Or Forest Hills Block Party!

The Forest Hills Block Party = 24 Hour Drinking, so freshman, you know you're dying to go. But before you grab your sluttiest top and highest heels... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: @ BabySpice: That's crazy! If it's your house and your on the lawn they are going to try and say it's public property? Woohoo H'burg!

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JMU - James MadisonBitchin 'N Moanin

Tips on Moving In Right

Posted by Lady Duke 08/17/2007 5:25 PM

It’s the day that students love and parents dread … not because they are going to miss you, but because they are sick of carrying all your crap! So here are a few tips to make things easier:

1.) Don’t go to Wal-mart. Ever seen monkeys at the zoo during feeding time? It’s kind of like that, so buy your ... MORE »

Latest comment by ILoveBS: I think the dude FROG on the left is tucking a boner in his belt. Just saying...

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JMU - James MadisonCampus Characters

Men in Tights

Posted by Lady Duke 07/29/2007 12:10 PM

Meet John.

John used to be a history/political science teacher at the University of Maryland.

Now he teaches Yoga, has a ponytail, and wears tighter pants than I do…
I believe this is called a mid-life crisis.

John just opened East-West Yoga in the ‘Burg, where he “blends the power of Ashtanga yoga and the flow o... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: sexyyyyy

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JMU - James MadisonNews

Out of Staters Get the Boot

Posted by Lady Duke 07/19/2007 2:53 PM

JMU wants to increase enrollment by 24% in the next 6 years�

Incase temporary triples weren�t bad enough, how about some temporary quads?

The catch? They will be decreasing the number of out of state students they accept.

�We�re serving the Virginia student,� said Dr. Frank Doherty in an interview.
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Latest comment by Anonymous: this is a very hott photoshopping job, if i do say so m'self.

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Please Don't Do It!!!

Lady Duke says,

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

... I want a boyfriend with Samurai Skills! Posted 07/18/2007 3:29 PM

JMU - James MadisonSports

Can I Have Some Extra Arrogance Please?

Posted by Lady Duke 07/18/2007 3:25 PM

One of the Harrisonburg Turks is apparently kind of arrogant� and proud of it!

DNR did a an article on the student, in which he claimed:

"For the most part, baseball players in general are the same type of dudes," he said. "Like, they always have a certain kind of arrogance to them, and it... MORE »

Latest comment by BabySpice: eesh there goes my thinking that all baseball boys are hot!

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