AHor (University of Michigan)

AHor

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Bio

I enjoy low expectations which can be thankfully attributed to Paul (JQ). For other comparisons see: Aaron Rodgers, Scottie Pippen, Pre-Super Bowl Eli Manning, Conan O'Brien and Rufio.

The End of AHor

The End of AHor

 

Well, it’s been a great 1.5 years of talking sports, making fun of local douchebags/idiots, and complaining, but the time has come for me to announce my retirement. Some factors contributing to the decision include: a burnout of sorts, prepping for graduate school, and OTR not having any more money for me. For those who never knew or figured o...

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The Top 5 Reasons Why Winter Semester Sucks

The Top 5 Reasons Why Winter Semester Sucks

Same girl, different season...

 

I'm probably not the only one in a slump getting into the Winter semester so I thought I'd express the top 5 reasons why the winter semester sucks. Feel free to add your own suggestions if you have any.

 

5. No Football. Let’s face it, this is the University of Michigan. A lot of people probably wished the season...

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Michigan Awaits Decision from Campbell at All-American Bowl

Michigan Awaits Decision from Campbell at All-American Bowl

IT'S MIIIIIIICHIGAN!!!!!

 

Detroit Cass Tech Defensive Tackle and 5-Star recruit, William Campbell, is set to make his college decision today during the U.S Army All-American Bowl. Campbell had made an oral commitment to Michigan during his junior season but de-committed earlier this year in order to “get the full recruitment experience”. He pro...

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Hanukkah Gifts: The Eight Hottest Jewish Women

I agree with the first commenter, Natalie Portman is a Jew's Jew, especially when it comes to Hotness. A few other mentions, bigger names, though some past their primes: Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Ashley Tisdale, Gweneth Paltrow, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Hudson, Yasmine Bleeth. I could go on, so many Jews to choose from, especially on Christmas Eve... Posted 12/25/2008 12:21 AM

Michigan Sports Update: Beaver Leaves, Kampfer Returns, Basketball Cracks Top 25

Michigan Sports Update: Beaver Leaves, Kampfer Returns, Basketball Cracks Top 25

 

In case you were wondering, yes, the news does go on vacation. However, I am back in this lovely Michigan weather and ready to talk about the Wolverines. A lot went down over the past week for the Michigan Athletic department, so let’s examine by sport by sport.

 

Football: I was incredibly surprised to hear that quarterback Shavodrick Beaver ...

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Frat War between Pike and Phi Psi?

Frat War between Pike and Phi Psi?

 

As much as the sorority girls love to trash each other on our comment boards, it doesn’t hurt to have a friendly reminder that the frats hate each other as well. At about four o’clock Sunday morning/late Saturday night, someone broke into the Pike VIP room (that’s cute, but I thought all Pikes were VIPs) and set off the fire alarms and extingu...

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Michigan Professor Faces Assault Charges from Prostituting Law Student

Michigan Professor Faces Assault Charges from Prostituting Law Student

 

Ripping off clients and cashing the retirement funds of your dead parents is no longer the low bar when it comes to Michigan faculty. Yaron Eliav, a professor in the Near Eastern Studies department, was charged, along with a Michigan law student, with prostitution and solicitation charges last April. The law student had been advertising sex ac...

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MSA Shows "Support" for Studio 4 Boycott

MSA Shows "Support" for Studio 4 Boycott

Nothing to see here...

 

It took about a month, but the Michigan Student Assembly finally passed a resolution in support of the UAAO (United Asian American Organization) boycott of Studio 4. However, MSA is still “investigating” the incident and the resolution only provided a withholding of funds to student groups who want to host at Studio 4. S...

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Sam McGuffie: Will He Stay or Will He Go?

Sam McGuffie: Will He Stay or Will He Go?

 

It has recently been made known by Rich Rodriguez that Sam McGuffie is among those considering transfer after his absence from the team’s end of the year banquet. He is believed to be looking at schools close to home in Texas in order to be closer to his family, particularly his younger brother. He is also coming off three concussions in one B...

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Crisler Arena Storms the Court After Michigan Upsets Duke

Crisler Arena Storms the Court After Michigan Upsets Duke
The Michigan Wolverines are now ranked 15th in the RPI (computerized ranking, sort of like the BCS in football). When the polls come out, expect Michigan to crack the top 25 for the first time in, well, I actually have no idea when the last time was, probably not since before the NCAA sanctions. I'll let someone not worrying about finals figure

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