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After the Super Bowl I'm no longer the Eli Manning of OTR, but have been downgraded to Rufio.University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part VII: Fancy Restaurants
By AHor (07/03/2008 7:30 PM) Tags: food, restaurants, best bets
Definitely do the guy behind the counter, hit him back with some poetic justice...
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m openin
University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part VI: Other Sporting Events
By AHor (07/02/2008 1:04 PM) 
"We offered no charge for tickets and people still don't come!"
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan
It's hot and sweaty in there, adding to the drunken dubochery
University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part V: Cheap Beers
By AHor (07/01/2008 12:29 AM) Tags: best bets, cheap beer, alcohol, michigan otr
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan OTR edition of The University of Michigan’s Best Bets. The best bets will ask
... MORE »$.75 PBR cans at Circus Bar and Billards (it used to be .55) make it the best deal in town for beer.
Besides, what could be better? It won't a blue ribbon!
University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part IV: Road Football Games
By AHor (06/30/2008 1:24 PM) Tags: michigan football, best bets, road games, michigan otr
You can still hear the band playing the "you suck" song through the TV, don't let a few hundred miles keep you from joining in
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories th
... MORE »Watching the game is best, but if you're poor, anywhere where there is a keg and a big TV will do.
University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part III: Non-Sober Eateries
By AHor (06/29/2008 12:31 AM) Tags: food, drunk, best bets, michigan otr
Thinking about those White Castle burgers makes me wanna burn this Mother F*cker down!
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m
... MORE »University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part II: Place to Get Ass
By AHor (06/28/2008 1:15 PM) Tags: best bets, hooking up, anonymous
Without having to pay...
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan OTR edition of The University of Michigan’s Be
... MORE »'07 NBA Draft Picks: One Year Follow-Up
University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part I: Under-Aged Buying
By AHor (06/27/2008 4:37 PM) Tags: best bet, alcohol, freshmen
You might be better off getting one with a first and last name though...
News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Mich
... MORE »New Michigan Study Shows Married Men Must Sweep the Floor When Looking to Score
By AHor (06/18/2008 08:18 AM) Tags: sex, housework, chores, chauvinism
Sand the Floor. Paint the Fence. Wax on. Wax Off. These tools not for karate, but how to get some from wife.
If guys had any idea that the chores they were constantly being nagged to do by their mothers would one day lead to sex, the chores would have
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University of Michigan's Best Bets, Part VII: Fancy Restaurants