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My goal in life is to be on the cover of Time Magazine with the headline: "The Most Hated Man on the Face of the Earth." The circumstances for this headline, however, have yet to be determined.
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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
Or should this post be titled: Bones? It's unclear which barely appropriate pop culture reference suits the material. In any case, the fact speaks for itself:

Skull Theft.


Gravediggers invaded Davenport Hall, and snatched a skull from a Human Osteology classroom. The funniest part fr... MORE »
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T.I. Arrested, Assembly Hall Show Cancelled

That's Cam'ron...duh... Posted 10/18/2007 09:18 AM
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Video: T.I. Concert Postponed... You're Gonna Love Why

T.I. was scheduled to play a sold-out show tomorrow night at Assembly Hall. Unfortunately, the rapper is in jail. Why?

For the illegal purchasing of 3 machine guns (and two silencers).

He sent his bodyguard to buy them for him, as T.I. is a convicted felon and therefore i... MORE »
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Overheard On The Quad: Gross

@ Anonymous: Meta, dude, Meta. Posted 10/08/2007 12:25 AM

Overheard On The Quad: Gross

That last reply is hardcore META! Posted 10/08/2007 12:21 AM

Overheard On The Quad: Gross

What is going on here? Posted 10/07/2007 9:06 PM

October Lovers Unite!

http://humangiantblog.mtv.com/2007/03/30/corn-maze/ Posted 10/04/2007 1:49 PM
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Hindsight 101: Time Management

Hindsight 101: Time Management
Hindsight is 20/20. This is a fact of life. If only someone had warned you; if only you had listened.


Aghhhhh. Midterms and papers and drinking and group projects and homework and regular work and practice and partying and drinking and friends. How can you possibly manage everything, ... MORE »
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Overheard On The Quad: Gross

Overheard On The Quad: Gross
Its not that I mean to eavesdrop, (or poach on anyone else's "Overheard" columns) but this convo was so odd, it needed to be shared. And this girl was talking so loudly it's as if she wanted to be heard.  Also, the exact wording may be off, as I was making as solid attempt as possible not... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: could be worse. Would she rather be known as "the dick-sucking girl"? Well, ok, that doesn't sound so bad, esp. for a fatty. You know what they say about fat chicks and oral.

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Bring Back The (Master) Chief

Bring Back The (Master) Chief
Nerds finally go out on a weeknight. Their club of choice: Gamestop.

Today, in a Rockstar-Energy-Drink-induced craze, gamers will flood the local video game retailer (single file, mind you) and dole out their $60 to "finish the fight."

Will they save the world in one sitting? Likely. Th... MORE »
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