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Dr. Jamf
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Jive Turkey!What We Have To Look Forward To In 25 Years: Not Much
By Dr. Jamf (07/21/2008 10:48 PM) Ugh. Old-person-reunion sex. Seriously, keep your scraggly bits to yourself.
The Dawn of the Magic Butt Cards
By Dr. Jamf (07/21/2008 10:13 PM) Tags: swipe cards
Swiping, it seems, is passé. Harvard has unveiled a new ID card which unlocks door when the card is simply placed near it.
"No swiping?!" Yes, this all sounds wonderful and miraculous... until you remember where most people keep their cards: oh, hey, their back pockets. This inevitably results in an
... MORE »School of Rock: Incubus Guitarist to Come to Harvard
By Dr. Jamf (07/21/2008 10:02 PM) Tags: famous people, rivers cuomo
Apparently Harvard is where aging rockstars go to retire once they become culturally irrelevant. Following in the footsteps of Weezer's Rivers Cuomo, Mike Einziger of Incubus will be joining the Class of 2012 in some capacity.
No word yet on whether he will actually be physically on campus or whether he's pulling a Hillary Duff Extension School stunt.
Fewer Dumb Rich Kids Getting Into Ivies
By Dr. Jamf (07/07/2008 10:34 PM) Tags: rich kids, dalton, ivy league, ivies, harvard, spoiled
Contrary to popular belief, money can buy you happiness. It just can't buy you a seat in the Ivy League.
Mmmm... Brains!: Harvard Zombie Movie To Be Filmed
By Dr. Jamf (06/03/2008 4:41 PM) 
While details remain sketchy, the film will be produced by Warren Zide, the man who financially backed American Pie.
Stupidity Is Forever
By Dr. Jamf (05/29/2008 12:30 PM) 
The dim-witted would-be casanova thought a sweeping gesture would be just the trick when it came to wooing an ex-girlfriend. Rather than, say, buy her dozens of roses or give her mad jewelry, the Aussie had her name tattooed over an anchor. ... MORE »
02138 Magazine: Just Way Too Embarrassing For Atlantic Media
By Dr. Jamf (05/20/2008 5:06 PM) 
Atlantic Media Company, which publishes such legitimately reputable magazines as The Atlantic Monthly and The National Journal, has decided to rid itself of its silliest magazine, 02138.
The... MORE »
Townies Are Dangerous
By Dr. Jamf (05/20/2008 4:52 PM) First the "wire around the neck" story, and now this? Seems those town-gown relationships need a little bit of work.
Hipster Jamboree: Free White Williams Show At Urban Outfitters
By Dr. Jamf (05/20/2008 4:40 PM) 
Wear sunglasses! We anticipated that the surfeit of gold lamé will be blinding.
In other news, Boston is considered to be "Elsewhere," accord... MORE »
My Pain Is Bigger Than Your Pain
By Dr. Jamf (05/20/2008 4:30 PM) Ah, exam period.
