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Jive Turkey!

Ugh. Old-person-reunion sex. Seriously, keep your scraggly bits to yourself.

 

The Dawn of the Magic Butt Cards

Swiping, it seems, is passé. Harvard has unveiled a new ID card which unlocks door when the card is simply placed near it.

 

"No swiping?!" Yes, this all sounds wonderful and miraculous... until you remember where most people keep their cards: oh, hey, their back pockets. This inevitably results in an

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School of Rock: Incubus Guitarist to Come to Harvard

Apparently Harvard is where aging rockstars go to retire once they become culturally irrelevant. Following in the footsteps of Weezer's Rivers Cuomo, Mike Einziger of Incubus will be joining the Class of 2012 in some capacity.

 

No word yet on whether he will actually be physically on campus or whether he's pulling a Hillary Duff Extension School stunt.

Latest comment by Anonymous: Culturally irrelevant? He had an operation while Incubus was on tour correct carpal tunnel syndrome that left him unable to pick up a guitar for awhile. He has since recovered but the band is... MORE »
Fewer Dumb Rich Kids Getting Into Ivies

Contrary to popular belief, money can buy you happiness. It just can't buy you a seat in the Ivy League.

Latest comment by Anonymous: whatever, as a dalton alum who went to a supposedly "prestigious" midwestern school, i can tell you that any of the "dumb rich kids" in my graduating class would have been in the top 10% of students at my... MORE »
Mmmm... Brains!: Harvard Zombie Movie To Be Filmed
Because the only thing more terrifying than a zombie is a really smart zombie, Hollywood is green-lighting the horror flick The Harvard Zombie Massacre.

While details remain sketchy, the film will be produced by Warren Zide, the man who financially backed American Pie.

Stupidity Is Forever

Stupidity Is Forever
Which man from down under confused life with a Meg Ryan movie gone awry?

The dim-witted would-be casanova thought a sweeping gesture would be just the trick when it came to wooing an ex-girlfriend. Rather than, say, buy her dozens of roses or give her mad jewelry, the Aussie had her name tattooed over an anchor. ... MORE »
02138 Magazine: Just Way Too Embarrassing For Atlantic Media
The "Vanity Fair of Harvard" seems to be just one affected gasp from going under.

Atlantic Media Company, which publishes such legitimately reputable magazines as  The Atlantic Monthly and  The National Journal, has decided to rid itself of its silliest magazine, 02138.

The... MORE »

Townies Are Dangerous

Hanging out by the Crimson (and by default, the Kong) late at night is no longer safe. During reading period, a male undergraduate was absolutely pummeled by three large dudes, after supposedly kicking a car that honked at him.

First the "wire around the neck" story, and now this? Seems those town-gown relationships need a little bit of work.
Hipster Jamboree: Free White Williams Show At Urban Outfitters
All the pit kids will be shepherded indoors tomorrow: White Williams will be playing a free show at the Harvard Square Urban Outfitters.

Wear sunglasses! We anticipated that the surfeit of gold lamé will be blinding.

In other news, Boston is considered to be "Elsewhere," accord... MORE »
"I'm like a construction worker of the mind."

Ah, exam period.

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