This is what happens when you submit yourself to Coach Drew Black's life plan.
If you can't make it to the winter conditioning sessions, check out Coach Drew Black's strength training videos. You will be jacked in no time. Sun's out, guns out. Only a song can really express how amazing this man is...

When there's something strange in your a

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This is possibly exactly how hypothetical people feel when certain departments, let's call it the "English Department" don't get their vision. Maybe.
Though it is great being the greatest, sometimes it can be frustrating. Like maybe you go talk to a professor about this really great idea you have, and for some stupid reason they don't think i

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During the day Middletown can look beautiful, but at night it looks frighteningly Hawthornian. And that's when people die.
From time to time, we are reminded that M-town is not as safe as we like to think--like, for example, when people living in lorise get stabbed. The Middletown Press reports that drug dealer Noah Gladding from nearby Cheste

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Wes Rugby's official pre-game boot check is a perfect time to start singing the fight song.
Fall season is upon us, so it's time to get back to singing our dear Fight Song. You should sing it at any point during a sports game, but also belting it out at any time is always a good idea. Especially in class. If you are a freshman or just obliviou

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Ross Pemmerl ’08, soccer team tri-captain, impeccable dancer.
Our soccer team is really good. They were 2005 Nescac champions, and they won a bunch of other stuff too, but this stupid chart is really confusing.  Point being, they are good.  With the first game upon us (Saturday, 2pm, WiIliams), OTR sat down with Ross Pemmerl, '08 center-back a

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• A mysterious member of the Facebook Italian network has been friending some fine Wesleyan specimens who have no idea who he is (his userphoto pictured above). His wall consists of two people, one of whom asks “ummm…do I know u?” His user photo only tells us one thing: this man looks exactly like Lil’Kim. Coincidence? Send us the deets!!...

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When in Rome: Do not let native TV hosts give you an eating disorder
Last Friday, everyone in the Vassar/Wesleyan Paris abroad program got on a plane and left, including solid member of the team Sophia Dumaine ’09. Many Wesleyan juniors do a semester abroad, and there's a lot you can do to get the most out of your trip. Some tips from past pro

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Barry is: the one in the middle; the one that isn't six years old; the one that is wearing the most face-paint.

Wesummer: In which you are kept up to date with what exciting things fellow Wesleyan students are doing during the summer.  And the reporters who write about them cry alone in their rooms.

Barry, Wes tour guide, lifeguard, and coord

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Uganda is the one that's shaded.  You're welcome.  
A jolly headline in everyone's favorite paper, The Middletown Press: “Jewish group learns of trials endured for a life of faith.”

In a related story, their Rabbi said, "have you been listening to ANY of the five gajillion bible stories I’ve been telling you about this ENTIRE TIME!???!!"

Wha

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Above: Part 2 in the Orientation Week photography series, “Are you KIDDING ME?!?! This is what college is?!?!?! And I get to LIVE here?!!?'”

Orientation week starts August 28th, and last week you learned some of the DOs and DON'Ts. Today, as promised, here’s some advice from Wesurvivors who learned from their mistakes. For example: do not g

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