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TheLaneTrain (Cornell)

TheLaneTrain

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Bio

I love Cornell like a drunk kid loves The Hot Truck. My heroes are Andrew Dickson White and Andy Bernard. I'm also the first student from the College of Architecture, Art, and Planning you've ever met.

The Best Thing About The Cornell Daily Sun: Student Sex Diaries

TheLaneTrain says,

This is sad. Posted 11/07/2008 3:01 PM

Cornell Sexpert Explains How to be a Feminist Nymphomaniac

TheLaneTrain says,

Bring back Nikki Nussbaum...

NOT!!!! Posted 11/07/2008 2:36 PM

"Ah, She's Everywhere": Lucy Caldwell, Fox News, And The Gym-and-Islam Controversy

TheLaneTrain says,

Oh no, her (Lucy) again? I like totally forgot about her after Giuliani-Gate from this past summer. What an attention-grabbing media whore. Posted 04/09/2008 11:18 AM

Freshman Female Fug Files

TheLaneTrain says,

4th from the left needs to lay off the fake-tanner.
4th from the right shouldn't be wearing see through clothes.

Actually, they all know that no matter where they go their clothes are gonna end up soaked in Keystone Light and Bartons, right? Right? Posted 08/24/2007 09:26 AM

Classes, Awkward Moments Begin

TheLaneTrain says,

not gonna lie.

i do look-aways.

often. Posted 08/23/2007 7:46 PM

I Refuse to Get Fat Despite Purdue's Aggressive Tactics

TheLaneTrain says,

I see Newsweek is quickly doing its part by giving the obese young'n a nice big ice cream cone. Well, it's probably fat free frozen yogurt or something. Posted 08/10/2007 12:34 PM

Vanderbilt Approval Matrix 08/09/07

TheLaneTrain says,

wow, someone else out theres likes approval matrix as much as I do? CU needs one of these, stat. Posted 08/10/2007 12:28 PM

Michigan Greek Mythology: Kappa

TheLaneTrain says,

Where I'm from, the Kappas are much hotter than the Tri-Delts on the whole, but with great beauty comes the bitchiness to match. It's a lot easier to find nice hot girls from Tri-Delt than to find nice hot girls from Kappa. Also, I'm not surprised that the Kappa girls are so wealthy. Isn't that a national trend? Posted 08/07/2007 2:36 PM

Fraternity of Superheroes

TheLaneTrain says,

Meh, this doesn't even count. AKPsi is a business fraternity, which means they forgo the alcohol, parties, and sex in exchange for service projects and business conference seminars. It's less Greek than a freakin' gyro. Posted 07/31/2007 5:15 PM