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A Valentine's Day Letter from your Girlfriend

A Valentine's Day Letter from your Girlfriend

Hey guys! It's me, the girl you're currently dating. You know, the one that you're not going to marry but are too lazy to break up with. I just wanted to write you a quick note to let you know what to expect on Valentine's Day. The one that's coming up on Saturday.

 

 

First, I'll constantly drop reminders that the "Big Day" is coming up, just s...

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One of These Mo-nin's...

One of These Mo-nin's...

When's the last time you thought about the rapture? Was it this morning, when you were eating your delicious sugar and rice breakfast?

 

 

This song aired on The Mornin' Show, a local program carried by NBC affiliate WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi. I'm not sure why it wasn't immediately put into syndication. It addresses the second coming of Christ...

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The 7 Types of People Found at Coffee Shops

The 7 Types of People Found at Coffee Shops

I've been working out of coffee shops a lot lately. I can't help it...coffee shops are like a microcosm of America, what with all the different types of people who congregate at them. Whether you're in coffee shop in Boston or Topeka, you're likely to run into the following:


1.) The Internet Daters. Coffee shops are great first places to meet ...

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An Open Letter to the Mothers of Small Children at my Coffee Shop

An Open Letter to the Mothers of Small Children at my Coffee Shop

Dear Moms,

 

I hate to break it to you, but your kid is probably not special, cute or entertaining to others. It may be a hard pill to swallow, but it's entirely the truth. In fact, I would rather masturbate with napalm than be subjected the the screaming drool factory that you thought an appropriate accessory to bring with you to the coffee sho...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Your time would better be spent copy editing the the lede in your column than bitching. Guess what? you probably were a whiny snot-nosed brat. Scratch that-you obviously still are, you're just slightly more articulate now.

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A Valentine's Day Letter from Your Girlfriend

A Valentine's Day Letter from Your Girlfriend

Hey guys! It's me, the girl you're currently dating. You know, the one that you're not going to marry but are too lazy to break up with. I just wanted to write you a quick note to let you know what to expect on Valentine's Day. The one that's coming up on Saturday.

 

First, I'll constantly drop reminders that the "Big Day" is coming up, just so ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i actually like her

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Time Wasting 301: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Time Wasting 301: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

A couple of weeks ago, I made a list of the 10 Best Procrastination Websites on the Internet. Well, it turns out those aren't enough, because I still get bored. Apparently, it's time for Time Wasting 301: Advanced Procrastinating Techniques. Here are some new time vampires that will help make your day go by a little faster:


Blind Gossip:This i...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Sorry. That's www.geocities.com/procrastinators_club_of_america

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How to Avoid Cleaning Your Kitchen

How to Avoid Cleaning Your Kitchen

Cleaning sucks. I hate it so much, I make my girlfriend do my share of it. However, back in college I never had to clean---but my place was always pretty tidy. Why? Because an ouce of prevention is worth an hour of cleaning (or something).

 

If you follow these simple rules, your overall kitchen cleaning time will be drastically reduced:


1.) A...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: whatever you have to do to avoid cleaning

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Five of the Worst Mothers EVER

Five of the Worst Mothers EVER

The next time you start bitching out your mom for buying you the wrong type of underwear (damnit Ma, I said boxers!), stop and take a breather. It could be worse. Much worse, as it turns out. For instance, you mom could have tortured you throughout your formative years. No, not like the way your mother tortured you with her turkey meatloaf. I'm ...

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Word Usage 101: 8 Commonly Misused Words or Phrases

Word Usage 101: 8 Commonly Misused Words or Phrases

You've suffered through three years of AP English and managed to score an acceptance letter from the college of your dreams. So, why do you constantly misuse the word peruse? Or say things like "for all intensive purposes"? Hell, you might even think that breast augmentation covers all types of boob surgery (hint: it doesn't).

 

Welcome to Word ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: How about the word "irregardless"? I could care less how people use that, but I don't, because that word does not exist.

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5 Ways to Date on the Cheap

5 Ways to Date on the Cheap

With the economy being what it is right now, it can be hard to scrounge up the dough required to take a girl out on a standard date. How're you supposed to pay for dinner and a movie when you had to scrounge through your couch cushions for laundry money?

 

Fret not, frat boy friends. There are plenty of decent date ideas that you can rely on to ...

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