In the 20 years since this blatant ripoff of the Superbowl Shuffle aired during a Mizzou basketball game, America has pretty much learned to leave the hip-hop to the black people. I'm guessing this video had something to do with that.

This thing would actually be pretty cool if it didn't have any white people in it (same for law enforcement and

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Classes are upon us. Well, not really. First, we all have to sit in a circle and introduce ourselves. It's the law.

Usually this is carried out in a simple 1. Name 2. Hometown 3. Major style. But there are a few professors who insist on going the extra mile, and transform the banal introduction process into a fun, diverting game format - to

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Whoever approves the designs for these IDs has a really unwholesome tiger fetish. There are 5 (look closely) tigers in this photo alone. One is tiny, one is a tender close-up, one is a savage beast, and two are a sweaty guy in a suit with little to no dignity left.

In the old ID, the designer was lusting for an amorous, sultry tiger – one wit

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So this is a mug shot of Jack from 2003, when he pummeled the lead singer of the Von Bondies in a Detroit bar – probably because the guy asked if he could play bass for the Stripes.

But seriously, have you ever seen a better mug shot? I mean it looks like it could be in Esquire. He’s undressing me with his eyes – and I’m writing this naked.

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“Dude, it’s Friday night. You know Man vs. Wild is on; I can’t diss the Bear.”

“I thought I made this clear: I will dropkick your dying grandmother before I ever approach a dancefloor.”

“What year is the house wine?”

“I’d like to wake up without genital warts tomorrow morning.”

“Man, no matter what they tell you, the keg is always Natty Lig

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I first encountered Mizzou football "savior" Chase Daniel when I was a freshman.  Now, I already had a slight grudge against the guy, because his first and last name are backwards, which is just ignorant.  But I was willing to look past that - because he's famous, damn it, and that means he could get shit done for me if I was his friend.

Techni

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2:00: Gather dirty clothing from all corners of room, pile into oversized trash bag.

2:05: Dodge condescending glances from rich students and their “laundry baskets” as you enter laundry room.

2:07: “Borrow” the Tide someone left on the machine next to you. Commence washing.

2:10: Reflect on inherent racism in the laundry institution: white

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Mizzou is apparently considering using the $1.2 million donation they received from Enron chairman Ken Lay in 1999 to found a professorship in business ethics. It makes some sense – why not use the money to help correct the illegalities the late businessman was notorious for?

But one of the stipulations of Lay’s donation was that the endowment

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