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Harvard Freshman Claims She Chose the Harv Over MIT to Defy Asian Stereotypes; Asian Moms Everywhere Send Her Death Wish

In a giant bitchslap to the faces of Asian mothers everywhere, Joan Fang '11 writes in an article that she decided to decline her spot at the Asian Math Dynasty (aka, MIT) to go to Harvard, in order to seem more "well-... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: That article made me wince...I second Jade's comment
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Super-Freshman Brags She Applied to 18 Schools, Turned Down by One; Gods of Douchebaggery Strike Again

So, fellow Harvardian, we know you applied to Yale, but did you also apply to Cornell? How about Brown? Duke? Vassar? Amherst? Swarthmore? Washington U.? Washington and Lee? Did you apply to Wake Forest or George Washington? Emor... MORE »
Latest comment by Cranky Kitten: I don't know that she necessarily took away spots from qualified candidates. Applying to several schools is normal -- nearly everyone I ... MORE »
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Facebook Strikes Back, or: How I Learned to Stop Ranting and Love the Lisp

Well, unfortunately, since she's a "journalist," more people will Read her than Meet her.
And I, for one, don't think she's so nice in the first place. Posted 08/08/2007 12:22 PM
And I, for one, don't think she's so nice in the first place. Posted 08/08/2007 12:22 PM
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Facebook Strikes Back, or: How I Learned to Stop Ranting and Love the Lisp

Boy, it sure must suck to be Lucy "Goosey" Caldwell '09. Moonlighting as a budding journalist with a knack for raping Ethics and a mild speech impediment can get you far -- but only so far.
During an appearance on CNN this morning, Goosey revealed that she happene... MORE »
During an appearance on CNN this morning, Goosey revealed that she happene... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: http://freestudents.blogspot.com/2007/08/journalist-invades-privacy-of.html
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New Program Created, Makes SU Look Terrorist-like

Something about sending Veterans through a "bootcamp" AFTER WAR in which they, clearly, got their asses handed to them seems vaguely cruel to me . . .
couldn't they have chosen a more sensitive name? Posted 07/18/2007 5:13 PM
couldn't they have chosen a more sensitive name? Posted 07/18/2007 5:13 PM
Former Galaxie 500 Drummer To Teach Course; Hipsters Cream Skinny Jeans

um. is it bad that i don't know who the hell that is? Posted 07/18/2007 5:10 PM
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Batman Seeks Harvard Prey

Think your Core professor is kinda handsome, a little brawny and slightly bird-like? Well, he may just be Batman -- and he may just be after you.
This afternoon a so-called Crimson professor signed onto Craigslist to sell a snowboard and took a little detour into the M4W to make a little naughty. "I’m a profes... MORE »
This afternoon a so-called Crimson professor signed onto Craigslist to sell a snowboard and took a little detour into the M4W to make a little naughty. "I’m a profes... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Kimpossible is NOT a superhero!
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Chester French Hits The Globe

um -- KIND OF?!
i need to have his children before he gets famous so that i can trap him into child support, ie a lifetime of spending money. Posted 07/11/2007 2:40 PM
i need to have his children before he gets famous so that i can trap him into child support, ie a lifetime of spending money. Posted 07/11/2007 2:40 PM
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It's 7/11. You Know What That Means.

Girls (and boys) who just received iPhones from their boyfriends can rest those busy jaws and put their mouths on something a little more soothing.
As per tradition, 7-Eleven is celebrating its annual Free Slurpee day on -- you guessed it -- 7/11.
According to an e-mail sent over house lists, 7-Eleven stores will be handing out 1000 free 7.11oz Slurpees from 7am until 11pm (or until supplies last).
As per tradition, 7-Eleven is celebrating its annual Free Slurpee day on -- you guessed it -- 7/11.
According to an e-mail sent over house lists, 7-Eleven stores will be handing out 1000 free 7.11oz Slurpees from 7am until 11pm (or until supplies last).
Latest comment by Jersey: ohh mann i missed it.
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"I'm a Reality TV Star. Blow Me."

Which '07 Star Wars cover band frontman-turned-reality TV hunk has been caught TWICE sucking the face off of an "I'm-a-skinny-bitch" blonde on NYC street corners this summer?
Rumor has it that the Daily Show summer intern, when not having wet dreams about Chewbacca or engaging in naughty PDA with the blonde,... MORE »
Rumor has it that the Daily Show summer intern, when not having wet dreams about Chewbacca or engaging in naughty PDA with the blonde,... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: uh i guess the reality star was two timing the jap with his date from fete
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