In a giant bitchslap to the faces of Asian mothers everywhere, Joan Fang '11 writes in an article that she decided to decline her spot at the Asian Math Dynasty (aka, MIT) to go to Harvard, in order to seem more "well-rounded."

"If I went to MIT," she laments, "I could have stood out in their English department and made myself different from ev

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So, fellow Harvardian, we know you applied to Yale, but did you also apply to Cornell? How about Brown? Duke? Vassar? Amherst? Swarthmore? Washington U.? Washington and Lee? Did you apply to Wake Forest or George Washington? Emory, Valparaiso, American, St. Louis? Seton Hall, or Grinnell -- have you even heard of Grinnell?

Neither have I. But

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Boy, it sure must suck to be Lucy "Goosey" Caldwell '09. Moonlighting as a budding journalist with a knack for raping Ethics and a mild speech impediment can get you far -- but only so far.

During an appearance on CNN this morning, Goosey revealed that she happened upon Caroline G's profile after some incredibly resourceful "sleuthing" on Faceb

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Think your Core professor is kinda handsome, a little brawny and slightly bird-like? Well, he may just be Batman -- and he may just be after you.

This afternoon a so-called Crimson professor signed onto Craigslist to sell a snowboard and took a little detour into the M4W to make a little naughty. "I’m a professor at Harvard, 35, fit and funny,"

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Girls (and boys) who just received iPhones from their boyfriends can rest those busy jaws and put their mouths on something a little more soothing.

As per tradition, 7-Eleven is celebrating its annual Free Slurpee day on -- you guessed it -- 7/11.

According to an e-mail sent over house lists, 7-Eleven stores will be handing out 1000 free 7.11oz S

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Which '07 Star Wars cover band frontman-turned-reality TV hunk has been caught TWICE sucking the face off of an "I'm-a-skinny-bitch" blonde on NYC street corners this summer?

Rumor has it that the Daily Show summer intern, when not having wet dreams about Chewbacca or engaging in naughty PDA with the blonde, has also been playing text-tag and l

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