Today, Harvard gadget fanatics and social climbers alike rushed to buy Apple's latest gadget, the iPod Touch, which hit shelves this very morn!

The sexy gadget looks just like an iPhone, minus the phone, camera, and a few hundred dollars.

Want to impress that hottie from Holworthy without breaking the bank?  The iPod Touch might be for you.

Harvard's rising class of 2011 is, according to some horny, hawk-eyed pre-orientation leaders/OTR tipsters, unusually good looking!  Watch out, Harvard veterans; it looks like you might get shown up.

For those of you that have let yourselves go during your time here at the Harv, it's time to start cutting back on those carbs, bulking up at the

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Which overzealous Harvard jock from the class of 2008 is a little too big for his BITCHES?

Said red-blooded athlete just doesn't know his own strength.  During an intimate moment with a former girlfriend, homeboy got a little too into his own game, thrust too hard, and broke her hip!  For the sake of them both, I hope he dumped the waif and pic

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Just kidding.

But wouldn't that be great?  Here's a pic of the two lovebirds in Hawaii.  (*vom*)

Kind of makes you want to drop out of the country's second best school and bop down to Los Angeles to cruise for ass, no?

The man, the myth, the legend: Tim McCarthy '93.
Tim McCarthy '93 is a Hist and Lit lecturer and a Quincy House tutor--but really, he's Harvard's best administrative resource.

McCarthy--an active campus gay- and workers'-rights activist, among others--shows genuine concern for the students of the college, all with a no-frills, no-bullshit styl

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The greatest school in the galaxy, Princeton, lit by a soft springtime glow.
According to the 2008 US News & World Report, Harvard--for the second year in a row--isn't the greatest college in the universe. Harvard's homelier sister, Princeton, gleaned the gold medal. (*guffaw*)

In any case, as a result of the less-than-welcome newsbreak on H

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DIsgraceful human being and conflicted conservative Larry Craig puts on his best straight face.

Larry Craig--Idaho's Republican senator and staunchest conservative advocate--was arrested in June in a Minnesota airport by a cop called to investigate complaints of lewd conduct in a men's public restroom.

The self-loathing closet homosexual shou

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Harvard's finest use those fine interpersonal skills to strike up a conversation with Faust.

Harvard's 2007 PRISE fellows had lunch with Drew Faust this week.  She likely congratulated them on a rousing summer of productive scientific research.  They likely congratulated her on her rise to the throne of Harvard College.  Then they probably thr

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Famed FOP leader and former Steering Committee member Andrew Bestwick '07 leads his third and final FOP trip, September 2006.
Harvard's finest mountain men and women swarmed back to Harvard's campus in droves today in preparation to lead hundreds of hapless freshmen on dozens of outdoor orientation trips in just a few short days.

The life of a

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Nancy Sommers, Expos Director Emerita, fled Harvard's campus last month at the prospect of directing the freshman writing program for another year.

Sommers allegedly tried to sneak out in the dead of night, but as she descended the Expos Building's notoriously creaky stairs, baggage in hand, she awoke her many colleagues, the glamorous precepto

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