College OTR: Gutsman

Gutsman (University of Michigan)

Gutsman

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Five Dorm Posters You're Not Allowed to Have and Five You Are

Gutsman says,

Now I could have sworn I saw a "300" poster relatively recently...I know it wasn't in my room but it seemed to come out at me every time I went up my stairs...hmm...silly

Also...I would like to strongly press that "Transformers" become widely known as the OTHER exception to the "no comic-themed" posters...because Transformers is more important than any of us (or all of us combined)

...becoming a doctor sucks Posted 09/04/2008 7:28 PM

Ohio and Texas Continue to Suck at Everything, Particularly Voting

Gutsman says,

Why Barack Obama won't win:
1) Travis Radina has jumped on the Obama bandwagon after his show-pony John Edwards dropped out.
2) Travis Radina is a liberal fraud
3) EVERYONE that Travis Radina likes...loses (i.e. John Kerry, John Edwards, etc.)

I whole heartedly blame yesterday's events not on Texas or Ohio, but instead on none other than Travis Radina Posted 03/05/2008 4:02 PM

Tri Delt May Have Offered Pryor a Recruiting Bonus

Gutsman says,

Remember that one movie where Heath Ledger spit on his hand then rubbed it on his pee-pee to use as lubrication? Did Pryor have to do that? Posted 02/13/2008 12:44 PM

Do You Like Food? Walking? New Dining Plan is For You

Gutsman says,

This:

"Wow, why thank you for that consideration. I mean, the thirty second indoor walk has just been too convient for us. I think it'll be loads of fun for students to pile on two fleeces and a northface at 7 AM and walk five minutes uphill from Markley to Mojo to get served hash browns that look like something you would find in that one stall in your hall bathroom that's always marked "Out of Order.""

...is probably one of the best pieces of literature I have ever read.

P.S.: Gutsman has bored me so, to protect my identity, keep an eye out for my new otr identity.................. Posted 10/08/2007 2:05 PM

Why Michigan Will Beat Penn State - Part I: The Past

Gutsman says,

this all sounds so utterly familiar?? PORNO Posted 09/20/2007 12:52 PM

Why Michigan Will Beat Penn State - Part II: The Present

Gutsman says,

what a sexy video...you're my hero Posted 09/20/2007 12:52 PM

Why Penn State Will Beat Michigan: A Rebuttal or Why The Past Don't Matter

Gutsman says,

This is terribly stupid. All of your reasoning is flawed. Sure Michigan lost 2 early games that they shouldn't have and yes, 110,000 fans were quiet at that time. But upsets happen. It's part of the game. I guarentee you if they played App State 100 more times they would beat them ever time.

The fact of the matter is they were a team expecting to walk into a national title game. And now that they ****ed that up, they're just dying to prove something and get to the Rose Bowl.

It's not that i think they're a million times better than PSU or JoePa, i mean, I love JoePa. But they have something to prove and PSU is their first target on a long schedule of teams they MUST win to prove it.

Personally, I feel sorry for the Nittany Lions this week. Regardless of who has more talent, the Wolverines have TONS more to prove and are gonna come out with the fire to do it. Posted 09/20/2007 12:50 PM

Michigan Greek Mythology: Sigma Kappa

Gutsman says,

How the **** would you know if they have good grilled cheese? You're probably juts some GDI computer geek who couldn't get laid or even into a party for that matter?? I would kick your ass if I wasn't so afraid of getting your GDI blood on my popped-collared pink polo...****. Posted 09/05/2007 3:47 PM

Acronyms You Need to Know: Part Cuatro

Gutsman says,

I would just like to note that this is the first of your posts I got to read while pooping. God Bless laptops. Posted 08/27/2007 12:34 PM

Michigan Greek Mythology: Beta

Gutsman says,

I can only wish they would make all the former members of that house leave the campus permanently as well Posted 08/18/2007 7:37 PM

AHor

I enjoy low expectations which can be thankfully attributed to Paul (JQ). For other comparisons see: Aaron Rodgers, Scottie Pippen, Pre-Super Bowl Eli Manning, Conan O'Brien and Rufio.