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Tiger Football Earns National Preseason Ranking: Home Zone Less Than Optimistic

Tiger Football Earns National Preseason Ranking: Home Zone Less Than Optimistic
Princeton football players will go as far as they like to enjoy their first repeat title since 1964...even if it means impaling the competition with our ridiculously spiked cleats.

With the burning image of last year's Ivy champ bonfire still vivid in my
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Class Of '11: Poor Facebook Showing Thus Far

Class Of '11: Poor Facebook Showing Thus Far
While strolling through the Facebook marketplace this afternoon, I couldn't help notice a future Princetonian, Class of '11, looking for an upgrade from his old unicycle. You can't look at a posting like that and not want to know more about the character behind it. (I also couldn't help notic... MORE »
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Warning! Overweight Married Man On The Prowl!

Warning! Overweight Married Man On The Prowl!
I have to say, what bothers me most about all these wacko craigslist postings is how many people out there admit to being married and still take out personal ads to meet other married or single swingers....Well either that or the fact that someone could be 42 years old, 5' 11'', 245 pounds, ... MORE »
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The Hottest Summer Job You Wish You Had...Literally

The Hottest Summer Job You Wish You Had...Literally
It's no secret that Princeton students love finding the most ridiculous ways to outshine the rest. But this summer, props are in order for one total badass who's actually risking life and limb for a good story. Sophomore Wesley Morgan (G.I. Wes to his friends) is spending nearly a month... MORE »
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Pton Summer Camper Falls Prey To Body Part Grabbing

Pton Summer Camper Falls Prey To Body Part Grabbing
Am I the only one who enjoys getting Campus Safety Alert emails? Barring any campus-wide terrorist action or idiotic Rutgers pranks, I can't get enough of these ridiculous reports, and the summer months have proven to be no exception.

Our latest incident borderlines on the PG-13. Le... MORE »
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Princeton Not Quite For The Paupers...But Getting There

Princeton Not Quite For The Paupers...But Getting There
Wait what? Princeton isn't the most expensive school in New Jersey? Hmm...my pockets would have told me otherwise. Or rather, my parents and their once generous allowance-giving pockets would have told me otherwise.

But it's true; a survey conducted by north Jersey newspaper, The S... MORE »
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“This Is Your Disorientation”

“This Is Your Disorientation”
Class of 2011…calm down. Take a second to stop Facebook friending classmates you’ve never met, looking up how much credit you will get for your ridiculous AP scores, and reading over and over the welcome homepage provided by Dean Malkiel and her cronies. College isn’t all about “opportunities and challenges... MORE »
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