Princeton football players will go as far as they like to enjoy their first repeat title since 1964...even if it means impaling the competition with our ridiculously spiked cleats.

With the burning image of last year's Ivy champ bonfire still vivid in my mind, it was hard to believe that the preseason hubbub had already come for this fall's Pr

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While strolling through the Facebook marketplace this afternoon, I couldn't help notice a future Princetonian, Class of '11, looking for an upgrade from his old unicycle. You can't look at a posting like that and not want to know more about the character behind it. (I also couldn't help notice the guy trying to sell the pair of Nike's he "only w

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I have to say, what bothers me most about all these wacko craigslist postings is how many people out there admit to being married and still take out personal ads to meet other married or single swingers....Well either that or the fact that someone could be 42 years old, 5' 11'', 245 pounds, and classify themselves as "attractive."

Bottom line l

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It's no secret that Princeton students love finding the most ridiculous ways to outshine the rest. But this summer, props are in order for one total badass who's actually risking life and limb for a good story. Sophomore Wesley Morgan (G.I. Wes to his friends) is spending nearly a month in Iraq on the frontline with the commander of U.S. forces

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Am I the only one who enjoys getting Campus Safety Alert emails? Barring any campus-wide terrorist action or idiotic Rutgers pranks, I can't get enough of these ridiculous reports, and the summer months have proven to be no exception.

Our latest incident borderlines on the PG-13. Let's read:

"A group of male juveniles were talking to several f

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Wait what? Princeton isn't the most expensive school in New Jersey? Hmm...my pockets would have told me otherwise. Or rather, my parents and their once generous allowance-giving pockets would have told me otherwise.

But it's true; a survey conducted by north Jersey newspaper, The Star-Ledger, confirmed that the 2007-08 academic year places smal

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Class of 2011…calm down. Take a second to stop Facebook friending classmates you’ve never met, looking up how much credit you will get for your ridiculous AP scores, and reading over and over the welcome homepage provided by Dean Malkiel and her cronies. College isn’t all about “opportunities and challenges” unless that “opportunity” is a half e

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