College OTR: Debbie D.

Debbie D.

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My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy.

Florida Gives Tennessee a Much-Needed Spanking

Jesus Christ. I'm pretty sure you heard wrong. I'm just going to throw it out there- I don't think anyone loves any team enough to throw excrement at the opposing players. How would you even like, plan for that?

I have to say I think it's a little rash to base such intense hatred of a team on hearsay that even you admit is questionable. I hope you can reconsider- because the Gators are a wonderful team and while there are bad apples in every bunch, I'd say as a whole we are pretty ****ing awesome. Posted 02/20/2008 2:23 PM

Just a Little Stereotyping.

Posted by Debbie D.12/14/2007 4:56 PM

Guy and girl getting out of the car in front of Las Margaritas (yeah, I go there way too often):

Chick: Make sure you lock your door, my passport is in your car and I really don't think I could deal with getting my identity stolen.
Dude: Yeah. This is a Mexican restaurant.

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UF Admins Eat Their Words, Champion Free Speech

Posted by Debbie D.12/14/2007 11:16 AM

Without freedom of expression, I could never give her a soul patch.
The "Radical Islam Wants You Dead" saga continues, with more mass emails from Dr. Telles-Irvin, VP of Student Affairs (read: Damage Control). This time good ol' Bernie had to step in for the sake of free speech.

The full email:

From: Dr. Patricia Telles-Irvin, Vice Presiden

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Like College, But With Less Class And More Profanity

Posted by Debbie D.12/11/2007 08:57 AM

Tutoring Zone is a badass, private company started by a UF alum to give students a 3 hour rundown of everything they need to know for an exam.

I’m not bullshitting you: Without going to a single class, you can go to a Tutoring Zone review session and do well on the test, assuming you don’t show up on the wrong day, arrive naked, or drop acid be

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Latest comment by Anonymous: now, debbie your? giving UF how many thousands? or are the thousands going to the Swamp and Panera and Gas and EX/ @ DebbieD:

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Law Student to Run for Student Body Prez

Posted by Debbie D.12/10/2007 09:25 AM

Our next fearless leader?
Jason Lutin is a first-year law student who is the first to announce plans to run for Student Body President.

His Facebook profile is set to private (dammit!) but OTR accessed the Facebook group of his "secret admirers," which is surprisingly populated--65 total members (64 not counting Lutin himself).

If Facebook...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Ha, that group is fake. Lutin doesn't even have a facebook profile. someone else set one up for it and Lutin doesnt even know the password. Good idea not trusting facebook.

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The Mighty Thunder

Posted by Debbie D.12/09/2007 5:58 PM

At Las Margaritas:

Chick: You know what's weird about the weather? We like, can't control it. It has complete power over us.

Yeah, the weather is pretty much out of our hands.

This is why we have natural disasters like tsunamis or Hurricane Katrina.... maybe you've heard of those?

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Yet Another Reason to Worship Tim Tebow

Posted by Debbie D.12/09/2007 4:36 PM

Adoring fans reach out to touch Tim Tebow, who seems to be engaged in an active struggle against temptation. [Picture Source]

His incredible athletic achievements, dashing good looks, strong character, and general bad-assery are reason enough to bow down.

Last season, he helped the Gators win the national title against Ohio State. And despi

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Latest comment by Anonymous: look at how gross those girls are....I wouldn't pay attention to them either

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"Radical Islam Wants You Dead": More Official UF Responses

Posted by Debbie D.12/06/2007 6:02 PM

The face behind the mass emails.
Patricia Telles-Irvin sent out another mass email today to clarify her last mass email, which addressed controversial ads posted around campus, reading "Radical Islam Wants You Dead."

The fliers were posted by UF College Republicans and UF Law School Republicans to advertise a Reitz Union showing of the movie "

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no p

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Gary Barnett Brings His Shadiness Back To NU Football

Debbie D. says,

Hahaha. Dude, are you serious? "The female kicker was a terrible kicker, not because she was a female but because she could not kick the ball through the upright?"
Is that a joke? & innocence?! WTF? Posted 12/05/2007 11:00 PM