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Getting Dirrrty Back at School...

Getting Dirrrty Back at School...
Rumor has it that the First-Year Outdoor Program Steering Crew got back to school this weekend...and have not stoppedd engagin in lecherous behavior since that time!

These horny outdoorsy types have been smearing each other with trail mix and licking it off of each other!

There's just something about being out in the elements with lots of hot,

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Looking for a Beach Getaway?

Looking for a Beach Getaway?
Still at school, but itching for a change of scene? Escape to the Cape!

DrBeach.org ranks Cape Cod's Coast Guard Beach as #5 on the list of America's Top Beaches, meaning that it edges out sunny spots in exotic locales like Hawaii, Florida, and SoCal. 

Why? No one knows! But take advantage of your well-to-do friends with summer homes in the ar

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Harvard Football is Insensitive

Harvard Football is Insensitive

This year, Harvard Football coach Tim Murphy scheduled what was to be the Crimson's first night game in football history! The scheduling of this evening athletic affair left Jewish alumni and fans seething, however, as it coincided with the holiday of Yom Kippur. GOOD ONE! Would you think to schedule a football game on Christmas?!

The Crimsy re...

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Harvard Football is Insensitive

Harvard Football is Insensitive

This year, Harvard Football coach Tim Murphy scheduled what was to be the Crimson's first night game in football history! The scheduling of this evening athletic affair left Jewish alumni and fans seething, however, as it coincided with the holiday of Yom Kippur. GOOD ONE! Would you think to schedule a football game on Christmas?!

The Crimsy re...

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Sexy Former Harvardian James Blake Makes Bid for U.S. Open

Sexy Former Harvardian James Blake Makes Bid for U.S. Open

Yet another successful Harvard dropout is making waves in the media, but this time through the hallowed arena of SPORTS!
 
James Blake, who left Harvard after his sophomore year to pursue a career in professional tennis, returns to New York's Flushing Meadows for his seventh run at the U.S. Open Championships, where he has been a quarterfinalist...

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Single@Post? Look No Further!

Single@Post? Look No Further!

If you find yourself with only your six figure income for company as an aging alumnus, and are looking for someone to share your opulent life with, this may be the answer for you!

Millionairematch.com exists to "add a touch of romance to success and achievement!"

The site boasts:

Our clients include CEOs, professional athletes, doctors, lawye...

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Guster Coming to Boston

Guster Coming to Boston
SUPERHOT college band Guster is coming to the Bank of America Pavilion September 8th as part of the WFNX DisOrientation Show along with Bleu and Horray for Earth. 

Guster played at Harvard in the 2003 and drew rave reviews from The Crimsy and all in attendance! Listen to their music here.

Don't miss out on this HOT concert, which happens to co

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Krumholz Brothers' Brush with Death in Peru

Krumholz Brothers' Brush with Death in Peru
For brothers Rich '07 and Andrew '09, a relaxing overnight stay in Juliaca, Peru turned into a nightmare!

Juliaca was one of several sites of violent protests waged by Peru's national teacher's union. When these protests turned violent and demonstrators lit the local bus and train stations on fire, the Krumholz brothers knew that they had to ac

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Harvard is Deemed "StormReady" in Lavish Ceremony

Harvard is Deemed "StormReady" in Lavish Ceremony

On July 20th, Harvard became the first of the Ivies and the first university in New England to earn the coveted "StormReady" laurels from the National Weather Service!! A service was held in celebration of the award at 46 Blackstone South, the site of the University Operations Center.

Just what is that, exactly? No one cares! But there's reason...

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Harvard Football Ranked Third in Preseason Poll

Harvard Football Ranked Third in Preseason Poll
This just isn't our month. After placing second again (behind Princeton?!) in U.S.News and World Report's College Rankings, Harvard takes another unexpected hit, this time from the Ivy League Football Media. 

Harvard is ranked third in the preseason poll, behind both archnemesis Yale and the University of Pennsylvania. Harvard sports fans are D

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