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iPod Says: You're Wasted

iPod Says: You're Wasted

Did your tally-count of drinks on your hand get smeared? Maybe it washed away in the pool during your little dip between margaritas.

 

No fear! The iBreath is here!!!!

 

It's a breathalyzer you can attach to your iPod! And it's probably the most important invention of your summer. Just plug it into the dock connector on your iPod, and you can bl...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. What a great invention.

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The Mizzou Bachelor - Five Eligible Hotties

The Mizzou Bachelor - Five Eligible Hotties

Ok, it's really not that hard to meet people in Columbia. But these four have chosen to use Hot or Not to get their names out - as if walking past Field House wouldn't get you that kind of attention...

 

So! Here it is, guys -

 

Round 1: The Bubbly Bar Girl

She's 19, kinda klutzy (i.e. willing to get wasted and need your help getting home), and ...

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Sob Story: Grill One-5 Has Kicked the Bucket

Sob Story: Grill One-5 Has Kicked the Bucket

Ever wandered by that place on Sixth on your way to Shiloh? And wondered how it ever stayed open when no one ever seemed to be in there? You probably at least thought about stopping in sometime for drink specials on your way to Trop's or McNally's...

 

Well, it's too late.

 

Grill One-5 (why not "one-five?") is dead. The owners say it first open...

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How to Be a (Midwestern!) Douche Bag, Pt. II

How to Be a (Midwestern!) Douche Bag, Pt. II

Thank you, sublimely content beer pong master of the Midwest, for posting your blog of insightful advice for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to have a beer gut in great states of Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and - of course - Missouri!

 

Award winning work includes your sections "Midwestern Celebut...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: How to be a totally ****ing douche bag blogger: tag schools that have nothing to do with your article.

looks like this was a success

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Best Boobs of Mizzou on ESPN

Best Boobs of Mizzou on ESPN

Yay! After all their hard work, the Golden Girls are finally getting some face time--I mean, boob time!

 

This video was from our most recent season - so what if the team didn't fair too well? (.500 and 6-10 in the conference? Eh.) Fans know what's really important when it comes to getting Mizzou on TV - the great tits!

 

If you didn't get enoug...

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How to Be a Douche Bag, Pt. I

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Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

 

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to play basketball, and eating a pan of sticky chicke...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: epic fail, Pi Kapp! Worst recruitment video ever

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Mizzou To Pick Next World Leader

Mizzou To Pick Next World Leader

(They start 'em young here in Missour-a.)

 

Not only has the state of Missouri chosen winners every time in the last twelve elections, but this year's race comes down to who is "politically centered," and Mizzou is chock-full of independent voters.

 

Also, the youth voter turnout has tripled in the last eight years. With more than 60,000 student...

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Must-Haves For Your New (Mizzou) Crib

Must-Haves For Your New (Mizzou) Crib

You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:

 

1. Mizzou Neon Sign

 

Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is awesome. And it's proven to attract chicks. Or at least rea...

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Bumper Sticker Will Get You Offed

Bumper Sticker Will Get You Offed

Think your bumper sticker makes you cute? Think you're going to change the world by slapping that "Impeach Bush!" on there?

 

Well, you're probably just pissing someone off. And researchers at Colorado State University say if you have bumper stickers at all, you're a shi*ty driver, too.

 

"The more markers a car has, the more aggressively the pe...

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Mizzou Refuses to Accept Any More Frosh

Mizzou Refuses to Accept Any More Frosh

If you were planning on getting lil sis in at the last minute... think again. Mizzou has officially closed it's doors to anymore freshman for next year.

 

More than 5,800 freshman have already paid their deposits to get in! That's a school record. What's drawing so many more people to Mizzou? Hmmm... here's some ideas:

 

1. Our football team doe...

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