Mizzou - University of Missouri

Did your tally-count of drinks on your hand get smeared? Maybe it washed away in the pool during your little dip between margaritas.

No fear! The iBreath is here!!!!

It's a breathalyzer you can attach to your iPod! And it's probably the most important invention of your summer. Just plug it into th

Ok, it's really not that hard to meet people in Columbia. But these four have chosen to use Hot or Not to get their names out - as if walking past Field House wouldn't get you that kind of attention...

So! Here it is, guys -

Round 1: The Bubbly Bar Girl

She's 19, kinda klutzy

Ever wandered by that place on Sixth on your way to Shiloh? And wondered how it ever stayed open when no one ever seemed to be in there? You probably at least thought about stopping in sometime for drink specials on your way to Trop's or McNally's...

Well, it's too late.

Grill

Thank you, sublimely content beer pong master of the Midwest, for posting your blog of insightful advice for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to have a beer gut in great states of Wisconsin, Wyoming, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and - of course - Missouri!

Award winn

This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.

Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to

The race will only get more and more heated until November: who's going to be our next President? The half-black dude or the pasty general?

Never fear! Mizzou will decide!
 

You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:

1. Mizzou Neon Sign

Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is a

Think your bumper sticker makes you cute? Think you're going to change the world by slapping that "Impeach Bush!" on there?

Well, you're probably just pissing someone off. And researchers at Colorado State University say if you have bumper stickers at all, you're a shi*ty driver, too.

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We're not totally sure why, but it looks like everyone wants to go to Mizzou this fall.  Too bad the University wants none of it!  Here's 5 reasons why Mizzou is the talk of the town.