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Aside from being someone who searched for 19th century mustaches on Google Images for his profile picture, I also take time out of my day to attend The Ohio State University, a school that Ivy Leaguers tend to look down upon because we're proud of our ability to correctly spell the last half of "Ohio" upon request (I had to sound it out my first year of college).

Do You Wanna Try Me, Young Boy?

Posted by Toolbox09/12/2007 7:16 PM

There seems to be an inability on Johnny Law's behalf to not fly off the handle when an innocent young male is doing something questionable, like pulling into a parking lot, as the young man in this video is doing.

This "suspect" had a camera mounted in his car, so he captured this awesomely douchey rant by a Missouri cop. When the guy (Brett ...

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Post-Game Analysis: Youngstown St. vs. Ohio St.

Posted by Toolbox09/04/2007 6:17 PM

The Buckeyes began their season with a 38-6 win on Saturday against Tressel's old runnin' crew, Youngstown State. Todd Beckman looked solid in his first career sta...HOLY SHIT! APPALACHIAN STATE JUST BEAT MICHIGAN! JESUS H. CHRIST THAT'S FUNNY!

Who wants to read about Ohio State when some back-country fellers made the Big House look like a sce...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: oh professor, you have a rapier tongue! excellent analysis of said match, but perhaps the word you were so gracefully searching for was "bukkake".

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Footballin' Time!

Toolbox says,

@ buzzkill: I will do no such thing. Trash talkin' is all we have left. It's not like we'll embarrass ourselves more by doing so. The only thing I will ever give Gainesville credit for is Less Than Jake. And the dreamy Jesse Palmer. Posted 08/31/2007 01:02 AM

Footballin' Time!

Posted by Toolbox08/30/2007 11:20 PM

It's the first day of the college football season, and as TV tells us, the only way to celebrate such an occassion is with expert breakdowns and predictions!

Rose Bowl: Ohio St. vs. Cal. Ohio State won't win the Big 10 because they're better than Wisconsin or Michigan, they'll win the Big 10 because Wisconsin and Michigan will screw up this see...

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Latest comment by Toolbox: @ buzzkill: I will do no such thing. Trash talkin' is all we have left. It's not like we'll embarrass ourselves more by doing so. The only thing I will ever give Gainesville credit for is Less Than Jake. And the dreamy Jesse Palmer.

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Dormatoryologism: South Campus

Posted by Toolbox08/29/2007 4:45 PM

Our two-part series examing the North vs. South debate continues as we analyze the South Campus dorms and the cognitively disabled who dwell within.

The Easy Bake Oven-sized rooms and the absence of air conditioning in the dorms means South Campus folk get to spend the day roasting in their own beer-basted, sweaty marinade. The kids down south...

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The Importance of a Degree

Posted by Toolbox08/21/2007 12:15 PM

With the NFL preseason underway, former OSU stars are getting a chance to prove their worth (or lack thereof) to their new, non-sweater vest wearing coaches. Here's how a few former Buckeyes are doing in the pros:

Troy Smith: 7/19 passing, 94yds, 0 TD. Apparently, last year's Heisman winner enjoys reliving his stellar performance against Flori

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Latest comment by Andy: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp07/columns/story?columnist=sando_mike&id=2984221&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos1

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Dormatoryologism: North Campus

Posted by Toolbox08/17/2007 3:26 PM

There’s a fierce, ongoing debate between the d-bags from South Campus and the tools from North Campus over who has superior living conditions. Today, we examine the North Campus dorms in hopes of finally offering some resolution to this meaningless, sorry excuse for a writing topic.

North Campus dorms are slightly larger, and are divided into

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Just Get Involved!

Posted by Toolbox08/15/2007 12:23 PM

You probably heard it when you were a wide-eyed freshman in high school at some exciting first day assembly. And you’ve definitely heard it about three hundred times as you prepare to enter your first year at this esteemed university. If you haven’t heard it, then you probably suffer from some hearing loss issues or have drank or smoked it out o

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Latest comment by Anonymous: with a little luck, and a lot of icehouse, we'll have twice as many pinwheels next spring. what do you say gang, can we do it?
-narc twain

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Jehovahio: Testifyin' in Toledo

Posted by Toolbox08/15/2007 12:21 PM

Christ be praised! It’s another week of Jehovahio! Last week, the full fury of the Almighty almost came crashing down on the Chosen State (specifically Cincinnati) as a result of the sinister BMV, but a few lambs and a virgin later, all was good.

This week, the focus of our (and the Lord’s) attention shifts from Porkopolis to Crackopolis (Tole

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Latest comment by Anonymous: the professor's grandpa jack once placed his gentle hand on my shoulder and informed me that toledo is the "**** of the universe". which seems to make bowling green the dodis (the flyhog).

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How ESPN Ruined the Internet

Posted by Toolbox08/15/2007 12:15 PM

As a paid writer on the information super-highway, I feel a certain obligation to report only factual and accurate news and stories to you, the burdened proletariat. Apparently, however, ESPN.com and their Overlord of Lies, Mark Schlabach, feel no such responsibility for journalistic integrity. Recently, in an article about college football that

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