Campus police's worst nightmare.

Princeton New Jersey lives up to its reputation as a hotbed of crime with a total of 37 burglaries and 12 sex offenses in 2006. But Princeton's Public Safety is quick to admit that they had nothing to do with the reduction of burglaries from 42 in 2005; it was all the self-locking doors that have left many a stu

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Professor Robert George contemplates life

In his humble speech "What Matters to Professor Robbie George," Princeton's token conservative Robert George espoused his moral values. Highlights include:

"While faith is not the only path toward human good, it certainly makes finding the path easier." Translation: Good luck to non-believers.
"There...

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The beginnings of greatness.
Because Princeton students like nothing better than to prove their amazingness to the rest of the world, the Class of 2008 has decided to break a Guiness Book of World Records record. This is class president Tom Haine's ambitious, overachieving brain child. A leader of Princeton Pro-Life, Haine is known for his prof...

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Colonial Club struck down for its insane hedonism.

Not even Princetonians can escape the law. After months of litigation following a girl's hospitalization from alcohol-induced injuries (ie. stupidity), the courts finally ordered mandatory community service for all members of Colonial Club. Yes, the same Colonial Club that's rarely on tap, hom...

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Besides being famous for their inherent creepiness, Princeton grad students are also among the nerdiest twenty-somethings on the East Coast. Case in point: 26-year-old former PhD candidate Joshua Green's appearance on the CW's Beauty and the Geek. Since it's an Ashton Kutcher show, the premise is simple: brainless beauties are matched with awkwa

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Worth $1.8 million outside the Princeton bubble.

In the true spirit of a student body that values money, The Daily Princetonian bemoans the relatively low salaries of university faculty and administrators. For example, President Shirley Tilghman only makes $542,875 while chief investor Andrew Golden takes home a measly $1,140,324. How ever do t...

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Casey Ford Alexander, aka CFA, hones his interview skills on his local news. It's no wonder he failed to impress during Ivy Club interviews.

Some interview highlights/things better left unsaid include:

• Opening with "I go to Princeton now."
• "I had an audition. I turned down six before."
• "I kind of started with astrophysics... and ...

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Prerade 2007: when the freshmen walk through the gates of Nassau Hall for inspection. But first, African drummers and deans in funny outfits.

No news of Meyer here.

What's most shocking about the University of Florida-Andrew Meyer tasing incident is that so few colleges have reported on it. It's one of the most striking incidences of forced limitation of free speech in recent memory and none of the best known college newspapers covered it.

The Columbia Spectator, The Harvard Crims...

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Princeton's best looking student politicians, VP Josh Weinstein '09 and Secretary Arthur Levy '10 use their comedic skills to promote DVD rentals. Note the especially clever use of the same joke ad nauseum.