Caller: Hi, I’d like to schedule an appointment.
Secretary: Sure, I have the following time slots available: Wednesday the 3rd at 11 and 12, Thursday the 4th at 2 and 2:30, or Friday the 5th at 9, 10:30, and 1 p.m.
Caller: Okay, how about Wednesday at 11?
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Incompetency Verified for McKinley Reception

Latest comment by Anonymous: yet another thread destroyed by mr/miss yung frosh. whatever is bothering you, we don't care about. take it outside.
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Espresso Royale: More Hipster than You

Baristas overheard:
Boy #1 (to girl barista): What is this music anyway, some more of your hipster shit?
Girl #1: …Yeeeeeeeaah, It’s pretty much ALL I listen to.
Boy #2: Wait, why would you ask that? You’re a hipster too.
Boy #1: Not really, I’m too punk-metal to be hipster... MORE »
Boy #1 (to girl barista): What is this music anyway, some more of your hipster shit?
Girl #1: …Yeeeeeeeaah, It’s pretty much ALL I listen to.
Boy #2: Wait, why would you ask that? You’re a hipster too.
Boy #1: Not really, I’m too punk-metal to be hipster... MORE »
Latest comment by yung fresh: you aren't hipster unless you have droopy boobs. it's the ultimate hipster one-up for girls.
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Overheard in Class

Before a music lecture at 11 a.m.:
Girl #1: OMG, my roomate was just waking up as I was leaving for class.
Girl #2: What a ho.
Girl #1: Seriously, who goes to the bars on weekdays?
Girl #2: .........[blank stare]
Girl #1: OMG, my roomate was just waking up as I was leaving for class.
Girl #2: What a ho.
Girl #1: Seriously, who goes to the bars on weekdays?
Girl #2: .........[blank stare]
Latest comment by Anonymous: wow, it's college..that girl needs to get a ****ing life. I go out every night and I still get my shit done.
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Student Patrol Loves Anime

Do you have trouble finding your way home from the quad? Did you ever ride the 22 for over an hour? If so, have no fear; campus is protected by nerdy kids on bikes (the Student Patrol)!
Although a good idea in theory, scrawny kids on bikes are not the least bit intimidating, especially t... MORE »
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Frat Boy Follies

Fraternity rush and pledge weeks are upon us, where freshmen boys will soon submit to bro-hood and learn valuable life lessons. The following tips are likely unknown to most kids trying to get their game on.
1. Never, in any context is it acceptable to start a conversation with, “So…what’s your m... MORE »
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Facebook Hits New Low

Facebook stalking is no longer fun, since there is now some truth to the stalking part. The social network website will soon be accessible to millions of users through search engines like Google, Yahoo, and MSN Live. All searches will show user names, profile pictures, and other information.
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Latest comment by yung fresh: i was joking. i think we should double post everything and try to start fights about the different angles we take. perhaps i will just wait till someone posts then play devil's advocate.
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Bid Day Parallels Funeral Processions

Traffic was stopped on Lincoln Avenue this Sunday by a parade of cars driving bumper to bumper. Crossing 2-way traffic to turn left, none of the cars yielded to oncoming traffic. At a first glance, this is a funeral. Getting a closer look at the passengers, however, reveals pin... MORE »
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Memorial Stadium Prepares for a Fresh Season

After much construction, Memorial Stadium will finally open its gates for the first home game tonight against Western Illinois.
Returning fans will have to adjust to recent changes. The scoreboard has moved from the north to the south end, and Block-I has moved from th... MORE »
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U of I Students Wear Dumb T-Shirts

T-shirts spotted around campus:
1.“I Make Parents Nervous”
This aspiring participant for MTV’s Parental Control has been spotted on the south Quad. Wearing mirrored aviators and a chain wallet, he is sure to make anyone nervous… that they might laugh in his face.
2. “Define Girlf... MORE »
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This aspiring participant for MTV’s Parental Control has been spotted on the south Quad. Wearing mirrored aviators and a chain wallet, he is sure to make anyone nervous… that they might laugh in his face.
2. “Define Girlf... MORE »
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Tragically Unhip Professors Try to be Scene

Professors’ only concern should be teaching the material. Some believe, however, that to gain the respect of students, they must prove their awareness of pop culture and knowledge of trendy music. This is usually done by name-dropping at inappropriate times, movie referen... MORE »
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