This is all the music you'll need for the day, I promise.

Step one: Load song "Titties on the Hood" onto your iPod.
Step two: Listen on repeat at all times.

Seriously, Mookie Ninjak is a treasure, and "Titties on the Hood" is really the anthem of our college existence. Third Eye Blind? Common? Forget it - Mookie Ninjak.

Sample lyric: "Flash y

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In the past, we've discussed party faux pas (a word I do not know the plural of) because they happen at a place like Northwestern often, and last night was no exception.

This one comes in the form once again of unbelievably strong jungle juice at the Russellpocalypse - as in, an entire handle of Everclear and at least half a handle of vodka to

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It's finally here.

The sun is shining, it's 73 degrees, and people have been chanting "Chug that beer" since 9 am - this is what perfect Dillos are made of.

Let's keep it clean everyone, as it would be a Dillo disaster if you were to fall into the category of "some students—certainly not all—" for whom "Dillo Day is associated with the misuse

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Overheard in the Garnett/Foster alley circa 9:35 am this morning:

House guy #1: You know what makes you the biggest sleazebag? Is that I made you a lamb-burger and you ate that whole effing thing and you liked it, like it was the best burger in the world. You're a sleazebag, man!
House guy #2: ...So, you want a beer?
House guy #1: What I want i...

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Over the course of this year, I've presented you with several Northwestern films on YouTube. I've been waiting on a good time to unveil this one (aka at the end of the year when I am running out of things to write about) which is hands down my favorite project of my four years here.

Written by Rachel Wolther and directed by Amy Hirschstick, "Vo

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Oh, the Anticipation Index. A relatively new feature of The Daily's relatively new insert, The Weekly, each week campus events are rated on a scale of "Incredible" to "Intolerable." Naturally, this week's index is about the Dillo Day line-up.

And still, in the most mild version of the Anticipation Index to date, commenters take offense at the r

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Still don't know what to do with yourself during Senior Week? Make like Garnett Place and have yourself a block party.

The policies seem to have changed drastically, but according to the block party organizer and Evanston website, block parties are free and clear as long as:

a) they are approved 10 days before the event
b) no alcohol is being

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