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Cat Usurps President Simmons' Place as Most Popular Member of Brown Community

Cat Usurps President Simmons' Place as Most Popular Member of Brown Community
If you see this cat, it's time to repent

"The Cat Who Can Predict Death."  Sounds almost as spooky as "The Boy Who Lived."

Oscar the Cat, owned by Warren Alpert Medical School Professor David Dosa,  has appearted in several newspapers across the country for his... MORE »
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Bless You, Missed Connections!

Bless You, Missed Connections!
Does this need an explanation? Yes.

Does this require additional commentary?  No.

From Craigslist's missed connections:

all right, we can't figure it out.

was it you who left a baby wrapped in purple fake fur in our stairwell? we did figure out that the baby was full of hummus. we trusted it to not be poi
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BrownRandom

Things To Do In Providence: Firewater er... Waterfire

Things To Do In Providence: Firewater er... Waterfire

What could be more moving, more awe-inspiring, than a bunch of campfires in the middle of the river?  Nothing, absolutely nothing.  

Waterfire, an "art installation" by Barnaby Evans ('75), has been called "the most popular work of art created in the capital city's 371-year history," acco

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BrownBitchin 'N Moanin

CollegeConfidential.com Users Deserve Neither Friends Nor Sex

CollegeConfidential.com Users Deserve Neither Friends Nor Sex

The internet community is known for being a benevolent, upstanding group of people--just look at all those 40 year-olds trolling the internet for sex from 13 year-old girls.  That must be why Nato, a Junior Member of CollegeConfidential.com (whatever that means), has posted a ne

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Harvard: More Culturally Sensitive Than Brown?

Harvard: More Culturally Sensitive Than Brown?

It can't be: Harvard has asked to reschedule the football game against Brown because the original date (Septemer 21) is the first night of Yom Kippur.

Wake up, Brunonians!  Why didn't we accuse them of anti-semitism before they figured out their error?  How can we claim to be the most cultural

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Neurotic Parents Will Love Bulletproof Backpacks

Neurotic Parents Will Love Bulletproof Backpacks

Neurotic parents rejoice: for just $175, you can possibly keep your child safe from harm's way with a bulletproof backpack, courtesy of MJ Safety Solutions.  Apparently, these bookbags pack the same defenseive power as a bulletproof police vest, but at 1/10th of the weight.

Well, hurrah!  Jus

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Golly Gee, Gordon Gee! Why Does Brown Still Hate You?

Golly Gee, Gordon Gee! Why Does Brown Still Hate You?
Former Brown University President Gordon Gee has recently accepted a second stint as President of The Ohio State University, where he was “OMGz, it’s Gordon Gee *excited squeal*” from 1990-1997. His triumphant return from Vanderbilt, his most recent employer, has worked local papers into... MORE »
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