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NASA's been up to a lot these days, from diaper-clad murderous astronauts to heavy in-space drinking, and now, multimillion dollar toilets for outer space!

Americans seem to have lost interest in NASA, but Brunonians care! Right, guys? We hav

DPS has published suspicious circumstances and things to be aware of. What are we, 12?

• Persons monitoring areas, entrances to buildings or buildings. (Hmm, if they're not wearing a DPS uniform I'd be sketched out too.)
• Persons wandering in residence halls or buildings that appear to have no legitima

Dear Class of 2011, Here are some tips and suggestions...

1. Go to FishCo on Wednesday nights. Yes, you can get in with nothing more than a library card.
2. There are Naked parties.
3. Yes, SPG is as sketchy as it sounds. So go at least once.
4. Don't go running late at night. This may not be NYC,

Reports from the Daily Jolt confirm it: there was a temporary typo on the Academic Life page. The typo persisted up to 17 hours past the first note of in on the DJ. Luckily, it was recently confirmed that the typo was gone; Brown's pristine image safe again. One anonymous student attributed the correction to, "Jolt Gods. Only reasonable explanation."