College OTR: Dor No Cotovelo

Dor No Cotovelo (UCSB)

Dor No Cotovelo

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Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty

Michigan Greek Mythology: Tri Delt

Dor No Cotovelo says,

this is very interesting. I don't go to your school, but what you just described is the Alpha Phis at our school. Posted 10/09/2007 11:09 PM

Michigan Greek Mythology: The List

Dor No Cotovelo says,

@ Anonymous: Sorority women especially. "Potential New Members come into recruitment looking for a place they belong - not for the "best" house, but for whichever house is best for them."

That's a big fat lie. Posted 10/09/2007 11:06 PM

UCSBNews

Wild Sex in... Chem 1179?!

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 10/08/2007 3:47 PM

Fantasies make the life of the college student go round--especially when they involve dangerous, taboo on-campus sex.

But what happens when fantasy becomes reality? Just ask the now infamous foursome of Chem 1179. That's right: this past weekend, a foursome (combination of genders unknown) got i... MORE »

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UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Arts & Lectures Needs To Get Interesting

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 10/01/2007 09:58 AM

Okay, so Arts & and Lectures has several cool lectures set up for the quarter, but since most of them aren't mega celebrities (yay Queen Latifah!), who here would actually know that they're interesting?

When John Cleese and Bill Clinton come, people sell kidneys for just a gli... MORE »

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UCSBEvents

UCSB Rush Hour

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/26/2007 09:25 AM

Oh that's just a stereotype... right?

The UCSB Greek System has just started Fall Rush, one of their biggest and most important events of the year, and what a rush indeed.

Current members rush around to get too much work done, the sorority girls rush around to get together their outfits to ... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: Say what you will, nearly all the girls who pledge become bffs with their sisters because they have "OMG! So much in common!" And at least they didn't join those ::insert rival sorority name here:: because they're just a bunch of rich sluts.

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UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Laundry Room Sex Hurts D.P. Tenants

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/25/2007 08:04 AM

Laundry Room Sex: Not So Alien To D.P.

You heard it from Douchey Bro first, and now here's another objective analysis: no one appreciates a laundry room hogger.

You don't know what it's like to discover that the scuzzy off-white liquid on top of the washer is not bleach, but indeed... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: Given the two options, which is better? Laundry room sex or light pumping under the covers while the roommates are asleep?

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UCSBRandom

Video: Barbie Loves Women Studies Classes!

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/20/2007 09:51 AM

Barbie speaks for herself.

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UCSBNews

Video: Taser? I Hardly Know Her!

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/20/2007 07:36 AM

The one opportunity to call Kerry a singing raisin, and he didn't take it.

The biggest question post-UF taser incident shouldn't be, "Why did the cops do that?" The cops are on the side of the law, and everyone knows what happens when you fight the law. (They win.)

The bi... MORE »

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UCSBEvents

Someone is Actually Reading the Santa Barbara News Press

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/09/2007 12:05 AM

"Obama's coming to UCSB! Obama's coming to UCSB! Everyone go! Be supportive!" That's how the Facebook event--since removed--was introduced to hundreds of invitees.

But wait, what source did this random bozo event-creator based his facts on? Why, the infamous Santa Barba... MORE »

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Video: YouTube And UCSB In A Flash

Posted by Dor No Cotovelo 09/03/2007 6:50 PM

Enter "UCSB" into YouTube's search engine, and what's the first thing to come up? None of our great accomplishments, none of our imfamous Halloween jolts -- just a group of students participating in a flash mob.

For those of you who don't know, a flash mob is more or less a random group o... MORE »

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