Fantasies make the life of the college student go round--especially when they involve dangerous, taboo on-campus sex.

But what happens when fantasy becomes reality? Just ask the now infamous foursome of Chem 1179. That's right: this past weekend, a foursome (combination of genders unknown) got it on in one of the most loathesome classrooms on c

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Okay, so Arts & and Lectures has several cool lectures set up for the quarter, but since most of them aren't mega celebrities (yay Queen Latifah!), who here would actually know that they're interesting?

When John Cleese and Bill Clinton come, people sell kidneys for just a glimpse of them. Yet when a real amazing intellectual comes along, e.g.

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Oh that's just a stereotype... right?
The UCSB Greek System has just started Fall Rush, one of their biggest and most important events of the year, and what a rush indeed.

Current members rush around to get too much work done, the sorority girls rush around to get together their outfits to meet dress code, and the newbies rush at the chance to

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Laundry Room Sex: Not So Alien To D.P.
You heard it from Douchey Bro first, and now here's another objective analysis: no one appreciates a laundry room hogger.

You don't know what it's like to discover that the scuzzy off-white liquid on top of the washer is not bleach, but indeed something else. Oh sure, it supposedly works as a nice, eco-fr

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Barbie speaks for herself.

The one opportunity to call Kerry a singing raisin, and he didn't take it.
The biggest question post-UF taser incident shouldn't be, "Why did the cops do that?" The cops are on the side of the law, and everyone knows what happens when you fight the law. (They win.)

The biggest question should be, "Why didn't Andrew Meyer's fellow students come

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"Obama's coming to UCSB! Obama's coming to UCSB! Everyone go! Be supportive!" That's how the Facebook event--since removed--was introduced to hundreds of invitees.

But wait, what source did this random bozo event-creator based his facts on? Why, the infamous Santa Barbara News Press. (Don't laugh yet!) This poor Obama lover was forced to cancel

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Enter "UCSB" into YouTube's search engine, and what's the first thing to come up? None of our great accomplishments, none of our imfamous Halloween jolts -- just a group of students participating in a flash mob.

For those of you who don't know, a flash mob is more or less a random group of people at a random location doing something random, the

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