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Hillary Who? Surely not that Foxy Lesbian!

Hillary Who?  Surely not that Foxy Lesbian!
The thugz of H-Mudd are up to no good.  Below is a message sent to all 5-C students regarding the biggest scandal to break on campus since...ever?   

Good afternoon. 

This morning, the following writing was viewed on the white board of an HMC dorm room - "Hillary is a foxy lesbian". It seems that the ... MORE »
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Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill! Bill Nye, the Science Guy!

Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill! Bill Nye, the Science Guy!
A press release revealed this year's Mudd commencement speaker to be none other than The Science Guy himself, Bill Nye (guess his ex-gf never managed to kill him:  http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/12/04/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main3572152.shtml).  

Harvey Mudd is official... MORE »
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CHALLAH. CHALLAH. CHALLAH. Poor People!

CHALLAH.  CHALLAH.  CHALLAH.  Poor People!
Scripps gals aint the only ones who know how to put things in their ovens.  The ladies and gents of Pomona are now raring to go with their own Challah for Hunger extravanza.  Delicious challah, a good cause (proceeds go to Darfur), and delicious challah.  Friday.  The SCC.  11 am till sell out.  

MMmmmm! 
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Bitchin 'N Moanin

Rain: Pissing Off So-Cal since the 1847

Rain: Pissing Off So-Cal since the 1847
We ain't used to being wet 'round these parts.  

Two Pomonaians couldn't have illustrated our plight any better:

--"I'm tired of this stupid rain!" 
--"Dude, it's only been raining for like a half hour."
--"WTF!  Enough already!"

Take the sun out of So-Cal, and you--you all powerful weather gods who rea... MORE »
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A Popped Bubble--Just What You've Always Wanted for X-Mas

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Disturbing, indeed.  
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Bitchin 'N Moanin

Only Lazy People Go Green

Only Lazy People Go Green

You've heard the horror stories--green, wooly monsters, a stench that'll taint your room for all of Spring semester.  Pencillin is not all Alexander Fleming cracked it up to be.  Power's goin' out over break and now's not the time to be lazy.  Scrub that fridge like your allowance money depends on it.  For the hygieni

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Learn About your Pooping Habits

Learn About your Pooping Habits
The Claremont Student (a 5-C paper now readable online) has some interesting tales to tell.  The most interesting part about them?  Some of them are actually interesting.

Check out the Mythbusters piece here, then skim your way through stories about breast milk, nymphos, and more. 
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There's a Phone in my Shoe, Dear Liza, Dear Liza

There's a Phone in my Shoe, Dear Liza, Dear Liza

A Thursday digester post that needs no further explanation:

Leave your phone in my shoes?
Lost & Found
Sent by: Spencer on Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Hi,
I found my pair of blue running shoes by frary, took them home, then discovered a phone tucked inside when I tried to wear the

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Video: Barney Bush Wants You!

Classes may be over today, but that doesn't mean we can't still learn a few things...nothing says "happy holidays" like White House propaganda.  

And Americans wonder why the whole world hates us?

Latest comment by Anonymous: No longer available. What was the video?

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Death by Decadence

Death by Decadence
Death by Chocolate is tomorrow; better bring your game face.  And a sharp pair of claws.  Stressed out college students + free chocolate is akin to neanderthals duking it out for the second wooly mammoth kidney.  But hey, tradition is tradition, right?  Even if it does cost a couple grand.  (Is that the sound of a toilet flu... MORE »
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