It’s July, and if you’ve nevered touched a live woman’s breast then you know exactly what that means: San Diego Comi-Con. SDCC is only the greatest annual migration from mom’s basement to a location that isn’t a comic book store, 7-11, or World of Warcraft. If you’re lucky enough (read: girlfriendless) to find yourself in San Diego from today (J...

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I’ve been absent from OTR for a while; my computer crashed. Thus I have been internetless for over a month and we all know the internet serves only one purpose. It’s been a very lonely month (damn you, internet, for ruining my perverse imagination). Just be honest and vote.

 

Note: just because you don’t answer, doesn’t mean you’re not a dirty...

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My tour of the Dirty East is supposed to formally in Sapporo. Unfortunately, no one wants to go there and I must fly through Tokyo in order to reach the promised land of Asian beer (in all fairness, it still all tastes like piss). Still, Narita was not a complete waste of time.

 

You knows those luggage carts they let you push around but when yo...

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Are any of the readers ladies? I hope so, because today I officially changed my middle name to “Danger”. In case you hadn’t heard, I had a brush with death that almost took my life and the lives of hundreds of thousands of other students. Over in Veihmeyer there was a chemical/odor scare, and I was in the thick of it. I was grabbing women and ch

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It’s generally agreed upon that dressing like a surfer is cool. Hollister (the shittier, poor-man’s Abercrombie) owes much of its success to the fact that everyone in California thinks they live on a beach. While you’re there, make sure to pick up torn/worn jeans, several different colors of polo shirts, and flip flops (oh, and one of those neck

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First off, let me just say that I had no idea that such a thing as “AGTV” existed, then again, I thought sharing hypodermic needles meant sharing antibodies, so… Anyways, besides the self deprecating remarks of the chick with glasses and the enthusiasm of the awkward Asian guy, I’d also like to point out that the host is named Kelly Jew. I’m hop

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