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treasure troll

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Oh, my clusterfuck of a life!

IthacaNews

Farewell All!

Posted by treasure troll 11/14/2007 08:21 AM

That's me, shamelessly hiding behind the sign!

Hey all, so things have been happening really fast ever since I revealed my identity to the Ithaca OTR community (population: like 20!). Long-story-short, an Ithacan blogger has decided to feature little 'ole me on his blog (which runs on the Ithaca Website). Things have really go... MORE »

Latest comment by The Philosopher: LiveVideoU, you're pathetic. Get sued.

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Weekend Dispatches

treasure troll says,

@ Anonymous: omg to you! I just looked up "motorboated" on urban dictionary, foul! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motor+Boat Posted 11/13/2007 07:20 AM

Intercom Roundup, Roundup!

treasure troll says,

@ Anonymous: Surprise! I AM Scott Lyons, shamelessly plugging my extremely controversial and mind-boggling theories about Native American literature, which, mind you, doesn't exist (can you believe that I even said that!?). Come-see-my-lecture. Posted 11/13/2007 07:18 AM

IthacaNews

Intercom Roundup, Roundup!

Posted by treasure troll 11/12/2007 2:43 PM

"I'm Scott Lyons, does Native American literature exist?"

What a weekend: we won CORTACA 2007, I was recognized in public, and Broken Social Scene/Yo La Tengo played Cornell -- I'm just tuckered out.

Thank goodness for Intercom Roundup. Where else can one get their share of tepid, relaxing lectures and SAB events?... MORE »

Latest comment by treasure troll: @ Anonymous: Surprise! I AM Scott Lyons, shamelessly plugging my extremely controversial and mind-boggling theories about Native American literature, which, mind you, doesn't exist (can you believe that I even said that!?). Come-see-my-lecture.

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IthacaMusic

Video: BSS, Yo La Tengo Play Cornell Audience, Rhythmic Twitching Ensues

Posted by treasure troll 11/12/2007 2:19 PM

Broken Social Scene, "Cause = Time," Barton Hall, 11/11/07

The Yo La Tengo/BSS extravaganza drew a veritable crowd of strange facial hairstyles, anorexics weighed down by large vintage sweaters, and Parkinson's disease-like dancing. Perhaps it was the flux of opener Yo La Ten... MORE »

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IthacaPartying

Weekend Dispatches

Posted by treasure troll 11/11/2007 12:19 AM

Okay then!

If you didn't already know/have heard, today was the Cortaca Jug, a chance for undergrads to a) get drunk on Miller High Life at 9 a.m., b) go to a football game (I know! We do have a football team?!), c) spew homophobic epithets at the opposing side.

Overheard at Cortaca:

Some IC students yelling at a Cortl

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Latest comment by treasure troll: @ Anonymous: omg to you! I just looked up "motorboated" on urban dictionary, foul! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Motor+Boat

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IthacaNews

Track of the Day!

Posted by treasure troll 11/10/2007 07:49 AM

Today's track is one that will soothe your already-developing Cortaca Jug hangovers: "Houseboat" by Camera Obscura

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IthacaNews

The Ithacan: Students Have Fake IDs???

Posted by treasure troll 11/08/2007 09:52 AM

Staff writer Edon Ophir, makes it to the top of my pressing news list again (double time!) with his Accent story, "Faking It." Sadly enough, it's not about orgasms, but instead that IC students have fake IDs! And they use them to go to bars?! And also, some of the IDs are really fake, but like, BFD!, beca... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: Fake ID's... oh, the shame of it all! SJB

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IthacaHot People

JACKPOT, IthacaCollegeSucks.com!

Posted by treasure troll 11/07/2007 6:29 PM

Star Trek + Photoshopped Anime = Gold!

You know when you were in fifth grade and your class all made time capsules filled with bric-a-brac from our times, like pogs, waterlogged tamagotchi cats, and Paula Cole cassettes? Then your teacher would say something like, "Some day, in the future, when cars fly, peopl... MORE »

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The Trolls Amongst Us

treasure troll says,

@ Anonymous: yeah, that's true. because if you think about wizards have wands and knights have swords...but trolls don't really have any phallic paraphernalia, aside from clubs, but still. Posted 11/06/2007 7:27 PM