College OTR: Rabid Terrier

Rabid Terrier

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Whenever you get frightened about the uncertainty of the future, do what I do and put your faith in one rock-solid, dependable fact of life - that everything always gets worse.

Even The Biolab Tests Fail The Tests

Posted by Rabid Terrier12/03/2007 1:17 PM

If only there was a category on OTR for "Horrific Impending Bio-nuclear Accident"...

As it turns out, that whole risk analysis study that said it just be a swell idea for BU to build a biolab in the middle of Roxbury - you know, the one that most sane people mocked as being ridiculous on its face - well, it turns out that...eh, let's put it thi

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Before "Before The Devil"

Posted by Rabid Terrier11/26/2007 12:16 PM

What's the minimum amount of time someone has to spend at BU for them to be considered an alum? I know Marisa Tomei didn't graduate from here, but I'm pretty sure she spent a year here - or at least took a tour at some point. That counts, doesn't it? Screw it - I'm going to repeat it to everyone I see like it's something to be proud of anyway.

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Because Who Knows More About Ugly Buildings Than BU

Rabid Terrier says,

For the record, I like Silber. I think the dislike of him, largely dying down as the years go on and incoming classes have no memory of him, is largely overblown. I also didn't say that he built or oversaw the construction of the Law building. Just that it's ugly. Which it is. But, the low alumni giving rate is totally unconnected to some of his actions and more controversial remarks, either. So, was he good for BU? Yes. Was he also bad for BU? Yes.

That being said, please see below:

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3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter Posted 11/07/2007 8:41 PM

Because Who Knows More About Ugly Buildings Than BU

Posted by Rabid Terrier11/06/2007 09:06 AM

Well, former BU supreme commander John Silber has a new book out, and guess what he's angry about? No, not the gays. Not heathen college students who can't stop ****ing long enough to read the complete works of Kant. The subject that has Silber especially wrinkly: ugly buildings!

Silber unloads on Frank Gehry's work at MIT, labeling it "trash,"

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Latest comment by Rabid Terrier: For the record, I like Silber. I think the dislike of him, largely dying down as the years go on and incoming classes have no memory of him, is largely overblown. I also didn't say that he built or

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Tacos, Diarrhea For All - Thanks, Ellsbury!

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/30/2007 1:47 PM

What's the picture, you ask? Is there some new toy being released? Are the nerds hoarding for Guitar Hero III? Is Paris Hilton in there?

No - it's free tacos all over America courtesy of Jacoby Ellsbury's stolen base in Game Two of the World Series, which also guaranteed nationwide food poisoning as well. Outside the closest Taco Bell to Fenwa

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Don't Non-Idiots Celebrate, Too? Where's The Coverage of That?

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/29/2007 7:43 PM

In case you missed it, the Red Sox finished embarrassing the Rockies on Sunday night, and newly-born baseball fanatic college fans started embarrassing themselves to celebrate.

Though the Freep notes correctly that these were just baby riots compared to the great car burning bonanzas of 2004, that might be owed less to restraint and more to th

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Latest comment by The Torch: Boston rioting crowds: Always 50% BU kids, 50% NU kids since 2004.

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Raising Money, Erections

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/24/2007 2:32 PM

Finally, a calendar full of topless photos that objectifies women for a good cause.

Yep, Boston Student Body, started by BU senior Jordan Liss and two friends who also share his passion for girls in bikinis, looks to be the cure for male feminist guilt and blue balls--while also raising money to cure breast cancer.

The calendar is full of pict

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Obama: Give Hope A Rest

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/23/2007 8:23 PM

Barack Obama came to Boston Common this evening to bring his platform of hopefulness abroad and hopefulness at home to the people he needs to win over the most...overprivileged college kids?

Wait, no, that's not it. Maybe he was trying to court the rabid Ron Paul supporters in the crowd? (Unless he had methadone, that's unlikely.)

Oh, I know

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The Daily Free Press: Soon Available In A Convenient Non-Existent Length

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/17/2007 5:57 PM

Hot tip from a source deep inside the Daily Free Press - let's call them Deep Gloat.

Word is present editor-in-chief Matt Negrin, he of the bad haircut and worse journalistic instincts, held an impromptu meeting with as many editors as he could gather up to surprise them with some good news. The highlights:

1. The DFP is some seventy grand in

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The Next Robin Williams! And Not In A Good Way...If There Is A Good Way...

Posted by Rabid Terrier10/15/2007 2:47 PM

A hat tip to fellow BU blogger Dorothy Kilgallen, who was a mile ahead of the Daily Free Press on this story of intrigue, deception and deceit at the BU's Funniest Student Competition.

Oh, Damon Davidson, didn't you know? If you can read something on the internet, the rest of us can, too! If you're going to steal jokes, at least do it the righ...

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