Dr. Death graced UF's campus tonight, speaking about...what else but assisted suicide (although he could not go into detail on the subject according his parole).

He also threw in some information about the 9th ammendement and an entire new way of reforming the court system.

Somewhere during the speech he mentioned how American citizens should ...

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Look how many people are engaged or married on your Facebook page.

Go ahead, take a peek. I know your parole officer said no more doing that in public restrooms, but this is a different matter.

Okay, so most of those are fake lesbian engagements...

But part through that sea of joke relationships young Moses, and you will find that there are...

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With a simple outfitting, anybody's member can now become a superhero, a king, or even a tux-wearing James Bond dick.

Yes, there exists printable, cutout penis decorations by your favorite, or second favorite condom bran: Durex.  They are aptly called Dickorations.

Perhaps the novelty of college sex has worn off and you need something bizarr...

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Here is the circulating email in full:

"Just before she became pregnant, Pam fell into a coma after contracting amoebic dysentery, bacteria transmitted through contaminated drinking water.

Her treatment required a series of strong medications. As a result of those medications, doctors told Pam the fetus she was now carrying had been irreversi...

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Some top friends on Facebook have dysentery.

According to the new Oregon Trail Facebook application.

It is a throwback to the pixelated game you reminisce about from elementary school -- playing it on a crappy Mac your school got for free. Always a treat.

Who got bit by a snake? Oh no,  tell me I did not just lose all my supplies crossing th...

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Insert your favorite Chuck Norris joke here.

Add a twist by placing your favorite football hero, Tim Tebow, into that joke. Better yet, replace Chuck Norris with Tim Teebow in every joke. Plenty of sites are doing it.

 

Because Chuck Norris style jokes are not getting tired enough. 

Maybe the real joke is the hype over a bronze statue shaped l...

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Learn a new word and feed hungry people? Hell yes.

Freerice.com uses sponsors to donate 20 grains of rice for every vocabulary word you get right. 

This site started in October and has since grown tremendously. Articles in Rolling Stone (the "commie rock n' roll rag" where this particular OTR blogger discovered the site), the Washington Post...

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