They see me rollin', they hatin'

Check out this letter in today's Exponent.  It looks like one of the campus unicyclists has finally had it.  It's about time that they stood up for themselves, as the constant verbal abuse is really unacceptable.

Early Wednesday afternoon, a 21 year-old male spotted an attractive woman in the Vienna coffee shop, located near Purdue University.  Apparently rendered mute by her radiance, the unidentified male was only able to note that she was drinking tea while he hid behind a newspaper.

If you have any information regarding female tea-drinkers at the Vi

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The Exponent reported today on a new service available to Purdue Students.  Simply named 'Dorm Mom,' the service is exactly like it sounds:  You pay an older woman $320 per semester to come and clean your dorm room.  Other services include water delivery, grocery shopping, and laundry.

So who exactly is this service for?  Well, if Mommy cleaned

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Here are a few things to keep in mind when sitting in a lecture. The following might possibly be based upon a lecture that occurred yesterday in Lynn Hall:

1. Mute your cell phone. Not just the ringer, ALL sounds (especially text messages). Yes, it only beeps once, but that's still 372 beeps over the course of the lecture.

2. If you're ta

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It seems to be a trend at Purdue: People who derive their self worth from how loud their cars are. You know, the morons who zoom out of the parking garage, flooring it for all of 50 feet until they hit a stop light. Their vehicles seem to be specially tuned to maximize every roar, screech, and pracitcally any other sound to unbearable volume.

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Bored on a Friday night? Like playing music games? Look no further than the basement of Beering.

Every Friday night from 7 to 10 PM, a group of students converege on Beering to play DDR, Guitar Hero, and several other rhythm games. The club, which was founded in the fall of 2005, boasts several dozen members and provides most of its own gear

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You shouldn't be online right now.  It's 62 degrees outside.  It also happens to be November.  Get out of your room and enjoy the weather while it lasts.

By now, you’ve probably heard a few rumors regarding a network of tunnels that supposedly exists beneath the streets of Purdue. These mythical tunnels are said to connect every building on campus, providing a warm, dry walkway between classes during the winter. The thing is, according to the rumors, Purdue shut down these tunnels years ago for

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Every night, he's there.  Every time you need a computer, he's there.  It doesn't matter if your paper is due in ten minutes and you desperately need a computer to print, because he won't budge.

He's in the basement of Hicks playing Second Life.  He's in the Math building playing Starcraft with all of his online friends.  He's that pathetic los...

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