College OTR: JumboMamas

JumboMamas (Tufts)

JumboMamas

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Because you gotta use what you got.

Flat Chicks Need Love Too

JumboMamas says,

I never knew my jumbo mamas had such a severe effect on my friends' psychological health. Posted 04/13/2008 7:12 PM

Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts

JumboMamas says,

This was you guys trying to create a story, wasn't it?

I wouldn't put it past you, Agent. Meet me in the government documents section, 12 pm tomorrow and you won't need to stare at Mama-less little frosh girls to get your kicks. Posted 02/19/2008 1:54 PM

Vibrators? Check. Dildos? Check. Condoms? ... Condoms? No? Okay Then.

JumboMamas says,

Agent, Agent, you're gonna need more than 6 just to restrain the unnatural quantities of ejaculate that you'll produce merely at the sight of Jumbo Mamas. Not to mention a whole lot more than three bottles of lube to provide sufficient mama-coverage in the foreplay. Posted 02/11/2008 6:14 PM

Insider: Bacow is the reason we don't have wireless

JumboMamas says,

PS
It scares me that we have senators who are willing to defend the administration despite all available evidence, and simply repeat their shitlines without asking any questions at all, like, I don't know...WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RIDICULOUS $2 MILLION NUMBER??? That sounds like job insurance for the dude in IT. "ummm...if i tell this bacow fukr dat it cost $2 mil, dey nevr fire me for doin a terrible job makin Tuftz all techno 'n shit." Posted 02/05/2008 05:54 AM

Insider: Bacow is the reason we don't have wireless

JumboMamas says,

$2 million is an absurd figure. Honestly--$2 million is 20 x $100,000. That is absolute bullshit. It could probably be done for less than 1/40th of that amount. We're talking about something that every sixth grader knows how to install in his house for $30 or less. Tufts doesn't need to register NEW computers for all the students--they're ALREADY FREEKIN REGISTERED. Is there anyone who has NEVER, EVER used wifi on campus, anywhere? Because if there is, and I don't think there is, they would be the only people not currently registered.

Where do these trolls come from?

Agent--you're back on top. Posted 02/05/2008 05:50 AM

Insider: Bacow is the reason we don't have wireless

JumboMamas says,

not a flattering picture of larry. When are you guys going to bat for this issue. Take BACOW ON. otherwise, none of uz is getting any closer to JumboMamas Posted 02/04/2008 7:25 PM

Student Boredom Produces Faux Music Vid

JumboMamas says,

Oh Agent. Please tell me this is you in the video. It would make our eventual rendezvous so much hotter. Anyway, stand by--I'll be happy to send YOU a special video of my own.

Posted 01/26/2008 10:18 AM

Accio Rock!

JumboMamas says,

just you wait, agent. I'll let my jumbo mammas work their spell on you and then you'll be a believer. Posted 01/22/2008 9:52 PM

JoeyGPS Finally A Reality, Still A Waste Of Money

JumboMamas says,

Peasant,

Before this, you were my favorite OTR blogger. You were the one who was going to meet JumboMammas at the OTR masquerade party.

Now, that person will be the Agent. He is the only one with the guts to stand up for this magical technological convenience.

You were further dammed in my books when you excused UIT's appalling ineptitude at deploying Wifi around campus. Guess you won't even be seeing JumboMammas on the internets from the comfort of you bed... Posted 12/17/2007 7:37 PM

Class of 2011 Is Old News, All Hail 2012!

JumboMamas says,

Noble Dilday would be hard to beat...unless there's a member of the 2012 class named Meritorious Vibrator? That would be hot. Posted 12/15/2007 3:49 PM