College OTR: Golddigger

Golddigger

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Senior at Penn. Anna Nicole stalker.

Student Attempts Jump Off Of Fro Gro!

Posted by Golddigger09/06/2007 6:29 PM

OK, I can't be funny about this, so I'm not even going to try!

A 23 year old Penn student on leave tried to commit suicide around 3:30 PM by jumping off of the Fresh Grocer building. Thankfully she was talked down and did not jump!

I hope she gets the help she needs. Perhaps CAPS will reach out to this young woman! Or A.Gutt, but she has

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Korean Kulture Show- Just When You Thought Your Hallways Were Safe

Golddigger says,

Penn -- the font of creativity! Posted 08/01/2007 09:59 AM

Be a Dentist: You'll be a Success!

Golddigger says,

You win for the Little Shop of Horrors reference alone. Posted 07/31/2007 10:30 PM

Jackie B Is Bangin'

Golddigger says,

@ One Jump: Is her name really Jackie B? Someone was suggesting that she just made it up, because she looks a lot like a co-worker of mine. Posted 07/31/2007 10:29 PM

Jackie B Is Bangin'

Posted by Golddigger07/31/2007 1:50 PM

OK, you OTR tipsters are cray-cray! First we got a tip about Jessie Della Femina, the fashion designer featured on Go Fug Yourself. She's hot, but made a sartorial misstep!
Just twenty minutes later, another little birdie told us that yet another Penn student was featured on Flypaper, the Bluefly.com blog! "Jackie B" is 20 and wears lotz of Bal

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Jessie Della Femina Can Fug Herself

Posted by Golddigger07/31/2007 1:41 PM

Any coke-snorting Penn chica knows that Locust Walk = catwalk. It's always fun to see Penn's glitterati trip (and fall) over the central walkway's cobblestone. And when girls wear Ugg boots with miniskirts? Those Eski-hos are such a faux pas!

Seems Penn student-cum-"fashion designer" Jessie Della Femina, the spoiled rich girl, er, daughter of

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Penn Administration: The Sexual Harassment Never Stops!

Golddigger says,

@ Anonymous: Dude, calm down. The story is dated 7/19 on the Daily Pennsylvanian web site. Also, I don't really claim that this story is more current than Devine, it just hasn't been written up in the blogosphere yet. Posted 07/25/2007 1:58 PM

Penn YouTube Oddities: "Blind Date"

Golddigger says,

Oh, MJK. Posted 07/24/2007 11:14 AM

Ivanka Watch: Trump Board Gets Bigger (And Rounder)

Posted by Golddigger07/24/2007 11:11 AM

Business blogs are a'buzzin with the news that Wharton alumnus Ivaaaanka, daughter of Donald "Rosie O'Donnell's a Fatso" Trump, is joining the board of Daddy's "illustrious" organization Trump Entertainment Resorts.

Who's she kidding? She's bringing three entititties on board-- her and those big fake silicone funbags. They're so obvious. Dr. 9

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Penn Administration: The Sexual Harassment Never Stops!

Posted by Golddigger07/23/2007 6:23 PM

While both Penn:OTR and those IvyGate folk have been lampooning the totally cray-cray Van Pelt library Lothario Eber Devine, even MOAR sexual harassment has been going down at Penn! Except unlike the comedic value of Eber Devine and his "modeling agency", former Penn admin Steve Devlin's just batshit insane, claiming online to have boinked 7 and...

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