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One Jump (Penn)

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I'm kind of rad.

PennFunny

A certain tall, bespectacled freshman male must have been stoned out of his mind last weekend. While attempting to swipe into Mayer Hall, he lamented the fact that he wasn't getting in. When the friendly SpectraGuard asked him to show him his PennCard, freshman pulled out... his room key. He had been trying... MORE »

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PennHot People

Where There's a Will, There's a Chance at Reality Stardom

Posted by One Jump 10/13/2007 12:51 PM

Penn students will have a semi-legit excuse to tune into The CW's Beauty and the Geek-

Will, a "geek" contestant this season, is a proud Penn graduate. Sure, he might have been a Computer Science Engineering major.... but "reality TV contestant" sounds almost as impressive, right?

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PennFunny

Facebook Marketplace- The Home of Conspicuous Consumption

Posted by One Jump 10/13/2007 12:43 PM

You know you're at an Ivy-Leage University when your school's Facebook Marketplace is selling Porsches.....

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PennEvents

Overheard: FroGro Edition

Posted by One Jump 09/10/2007 08:45 AM

Overheard in the crowd of students watching the almost-suicide at FroGro last Thursday-

Frat Boy: "Dude, I have a class now... But I feel like I should be here for this!"

and

Guy on phone: "Come down here now, you have to see this! No, she hasn't jumped.... Well, not yet."

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Student Attempts Jump Off Of Fro Gro!

One Jump says,

I was there, as were about 40 other people, just watching. It was not pretty. Posted 09/06/2007 7:21 PM

PennBitchin 'N Moanin

The Next Best Thing to Looking Into Someone's Window

Posted by One Jump 08/29/2007 2:21 PM

The Dueling Tampons have just gotten creepier.

After their unsettling headshot gallery, the folks at this Penn-related blog have decided to add a section where you can upload pictures of your dorm. Invasion of privacy has never been so easy to upload...

Question- how long until this turns into a "try to catch your roommate naked" picture site?

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PennFunny

Dear Freshmen- Advice from Your Elders

Posted by One Jump 08/28/2007 8:30 PM

To the red-shirted, spectacle-sporting freshman looking for textbooks at the bookstore-

The Star Wars Theme ringtone you so proudly programmed into your undoubtedly new phone will only get you laid if used ironically and in the presence of mucho alcohol.

And as an addendum- "Wanna see my lightsaber?" is a pickup line you should seriously consider.

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PennFunny

Penn Headshots: Ivy League Narcissism to the Max

Posted by One Jump 08/23/2007 7:55 PM

The Dueling Tees Forum has set up a special section devoted to headshots from the Penn entertainment community.

Talent scouts be warned- if you are in need of naked snowsurfers, vaguely-Jewish best-friend-types, or the next big terrorist-of-ambiguous-Middle-Eastern origin to be seen on this season of 24?

Look no further, 'cause Penn gives great head (shots!).

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PennNews

Congrats, Quakers- You're Only Four Away from Perfection!

Posted by One Jump 08/17/2007 9:04 PM

The U.S. News and World Report has ranked Penn Number 5 on its 2008 listing of top colleges in the country.

The Fighting Quakers came in at a tie with the California Institute of Technology, and is still outranked by Princeton, Harvard, Yale, and Stanford.

Still, though,... MORE »

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PennNews

Gunshot Shatters Campus Calm; Police Go for Coffee

Posted by One Jump 08/17/2007 8:44 PM

The DP is reporting that a gunshot was fired on the unit block of South 40th Street the night of August 15th.

A few choice nuggets from the article-

- "A detective at the scene said that a spent shell casing and some blood were found."

- "No victim has come forward, nor ha... MORE »

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