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Harvard Loses $350M, Still Richer Than Yale

Harvard Loses $350M, Still Richer Than Yale
Harvard gravely suffered after losing $350 million through an investment in a hedge fund yesterday, leaving the endowment at the trifling sum of $29 billion.

Red alert, Janice. Whatever shall we do?

President Drew Gilpin Faust was unavailable for comment, as she was likely taking her daily cas... MORE »
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Miss America Hopeful Needs YOUR Help!

And Little Orphan Annie! Posted 08/01/2007 2:07 PM
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Stop Being Such A Cocktease, Natalie Portman

Stop Being Such A Cocktease, Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman '03 has spoiled absolutely everything by revealing that she used a body double in the nude torture scenes of the recently released Goya's Ghost. And by "spoiled absolutely everything," I mean she's foiled my attempts to post dirty pictures of her on this site.

Portman says "t... MORE »
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Why Do People Put Pictures Like This on Facebook?

No match for MOSH GIRL!

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/mosh_girl.jpg
Posted 07/27/2007 08:44 AM
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Video: When Scenesters Attack!

Immature: 19-year-olds quivering with anticipation over the release of a book meant for 7-year-olds.

More immature: 19-year-olds relentlessly taunting 7-year-olds waiting for said book.

Most immature: AIDS jokes. Ha. Ha.

High five, Cambridge scenester trash! You succeeded in being totally ironic in an Alanis Mo... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Alanis!! what ever happened to her...

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Matt Sundquist: Not A Total Ghastly Leech, I Guess?

Matt Sundquist: Not A Total Ghastly Leech, I Guess?
Supposedly hasty judgment is a first step to recantation.

Whatever.

Just because Undergraduate Council Vice President Matt Sundquist '09 actually had the not totally half-baked idea of hooking students up with discount cards doesn't mean I'm not opting out of the UC fee.

I'm just go... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Matt Sundquist for [name a political office].

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ResLife Strikes....Again!

In your admittedly justified spells of rage, you all are forgetting to ask an eminently crucial question: "Can we get turndown service?" Posted 07/23/2007 11:59 PM
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The UC: Leeches! Ghastly Leeches!

The UC: Leeches! Ghastly Leeches!

$75 can buy a lot: 153 cans of Natty Lite, 22 Felipe's burritos, or one cufflink at J. Press. That money is better spent on any of those three things than on lining the pockets of the Undergraduate Council.

Apparently, the UC realizes this. And they're scared shitless.

In an attempt to prevent students from ... MORE »
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Former Galaxie 500 Drummer To Teach Course; Hipsters Cream Skinny Jeans

But now, the pretense is open to all undergrads! Not just a few privileged whippersnappers.

Also, is the bridge from nowhere to nowhere a suspension bridge? I love suspension bridges: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzdQer1gvsU
Posted 07/19/2007 4:24 PM

Harvard Self-Righteously Flips Off RIAA; Students Too Busy Downloading Leaked Lil Wayne To Notice

The exec: a red-headed stepchild.

The favors: negotiable!
Posted 07/18/2007 5:28 PM