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The Latte Sipper

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I do what I want.

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Hey Guys

The Latte Sipper says,

Whoops. Drunk dialed the internet.

Posted 07/12/2008 1:06 PM

Tufts: Hot People

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Hey Guys

By The Latte Sipper (07/12/2008 02:41 AM)

Tonight, my friend Elliot Bodian and I stole a 3 gallon terra-cotta-potted spearmint plant from the restaurant Arugula in West Harford Center. and carried it 3 miles back to his house. Don't worry about it. If you comment on this post, you're probably a quaid.

Latest comment by Anonymous: bring back dyer.

A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

The Latte Sipper says,

In case you couldn't tell, the fire extinguisher was originally TMW's.

@ Anonymous: They're coming, 11:36 AM commenter.

Posted 07/11/2008 04:04 AM

Tufts: Post Graduation

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To all ya'll prefrosh plebes: let me rain knowledge down on you.

By The Latte Sipper (07/11/2008 04:00 AM)
Tags: prefrosh quaids, knowledge, wisdom, a capella

To all ya'll prefrosh plebes: let me rain knowledge down on you.

I've been reflecting on my Tuftonian experience since I've graduated, and one thing I realized is how fleepin' wise I've gotten. It's just incredible how much knowledge I've acquired, and this wisdom brings the responsibility to share it with all you pleibes. More specifically, I'll be sharing the things

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Latest comment by Anonymous: f.ucking tool...censor this.

Fewer Dumb Rich Kids Getting Into Ivies

The Latte Sipper says,

Great, just what Tufts needs - even more froshies betching nonstop during orientation week about how they didn't get in down the street. Everyone knows meritocracies are for poosies anyway.

Posted 07/07/2008 11:20 PM

A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

The Latte Sipper says,

@ Anonymous: Double check your claims. For a find to be classified as a trove, it must be made of silver, gold, or paper money. This guy's made of copper. Back to the drawing board.

Posted 07/07/2008 11:08 PM

Tufts: Bitchin 'N Moanin

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A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

By The Latte Sipper (07/07/2008 6:17 PM)

I'm hoping that TuftsOTR's massive readership base can help solve a months-long debate between two acquaintances of mine.

Acquaintance A claims that he found the fire extinguisher pictured above in the Jumbo Drop box in Hillsides, and therefore should be the rightful owner. Acquaintance B claims t

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Latest comment by The Latte Sipper: In case you couldn't tell, the fire extinguisher was originally TMW's.

@ Anonymous: They're coming, 11:36 AM commenter.

Tufts: Campus Characters

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Blind Item for the Dramanoid Community

By The Latte Sipper (07/07/2008 5:36 PM)
Tags: False Accusations, Noid Gossip, Blind Item

Blind Item! Which recently repatriated dramanoid swapped hiseye-poppingly gorgeous italianA for a dashing jumbo dominicanO?

This is an NPH-sized scoop, and you heard it here first, loyal readers.

PS I mean romantically.

Latest comment by Anonymous: at least 5 people have been posting

Tufts Issues a Challenge to All College Mascots

The Latte Sipper says,

Anyone know who this guy is? I'd love to send him some Mad Props/fruitbaskets/friend requests.

Also, the music is supremely apt - I do believe it's the song from the scene in Jumbo where he gets drunk and high and the three-year-old Latte Sipper craps his Pull-Ups because those hallucination dancing elephants are so dang skerrrry.

Posted 06/30/2008 12:26 PM