The Latte Sipper (Tufts)

The Latte Sipper

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I do what I want.

Trow this in your eyeballs, ya'll!

Someone doesn't know what the phrase "selling out" means. This isn't a Celine Dion song in a Chrysler Crossfire commercial. The Institute is a campus gem and consistently hilarious, and they deserve all the exposure they could possibly get. Posted 10/20/2008 6:10 PM

Trow this in your eyeballs, ya'll!

Trow this in your eyeballs, ya'll!

I just *randomly* stumbled upon this high-laaarious video and was definitely NOT "asked explicitly" by a member of The Institute to "post this on the site so that the 100+ (!) visitors to this site could feast voraciously upon it to satisfy (albeit temporarily) their insatiable and season-2-Silar-like appetite for world-class comedy."

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Latest comment by Bob Loblaw: Well that is your opinion sir. Thank you, and come again.

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Documentation of the insult guaranteed to sweep the nation within 2 months or your money back

Documentation of the insult guaranteed to sweep the nation within 2 months or your money back

My best friend and fellow egomaniac, Peter Shaw Keller Lynch, just put up this objectively riotous rant on Craigslist.  Enjoy.

 

And if you hear someone get called a 'dicknose', you now know who coined it.  Make a note of it, snopes.com.

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Hey Guys

Whoops. Drunk dialed the internet. Posted 07/12/2008 1:06 PM

Hey Guys

Hey Guys

Tonight, my friend Elliot Bodian and I stole a  3 gallon terra-cotta-potted spearmint plant from the restaurant Arugula in West Harford Center. and carried it 3 miles back to his house.  Don't worry about it.  If you comment on this post, you're probably a quaid.

Latest comment by Anonymous: bring back dyer.

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A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

In case you couldn't tell, the fire extinguisher was originally TMW's.

@ Anonymous: They're coming, 11:36 AM commenter.
Posted 07/11/2008 04:04 AM

To all ya'll prefrosh plebes: let me rain knowledge down on you.

To all ya'll prefrosh plebes: let me rain knowledge down on you.

I've been reflecting on my Tuftonian experience since I've graduated, and one thing I realized is how fleepin' wise I've gotten.  It's just incredible how much knowledge I've acquired, and this wisdom brings the responsibility to share it with all you pleibes.   More specifically, I'll be sharing the things I've been most grateful for that only...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: f.ucking tool...censor this.

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Fewer Dumb Rich Kids Getting Into Ivies

Great, just what Tufts needs - even more froshies betching nonstop during orientation week about how they didn't get in down the street. Everyone knows meritocracies are for poosies anyway. Posted 07/07/2008 11:20 PM

A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

@ Anonymous: Double check your claims. For a find to be classified as a trove, it must be made of silver, gold, or paper money. This guy's made of copper. Back to the drawing board. Posted 07/07/2008 11:08 PM

A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

A Feud of Hatfield-McCoy Proportions

I'm hoping that TuftsOTR's massive readership base can help solve a months-long debate between two acquaintances of mine. 

 

Acquaintance A claims that he found the fire extinguisher pictured above in the Jumbo Drop box in Hillsides, and therefore should be the rightful owner.  Acquaintance B claims that she purchased the item while antiquing a ...

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Latest comment by The Latte Sipper: In case you couldn't tell, the fire extinguisher was originally TMW's.

@ Anonymous: They're coming, 11:36 AM commenter.

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