Crystal (College OTR)

Crystal

*Managing Editor*

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When I'm not writing or editing, I love spending time at MoMA and listening to anything coming out of Japan's underground music scene.

USC's Rey Maualuga Celebrates Rose Bowl Win With Erin Andrews Dance

USC's Rey Maualuga Celebrates Rose Bowl Win With Erin Andrews Dance

The unsuspecting ESPN sportscaster never saw it coming. It was a shimmy-shake attack by USC linebacker Rey Maualuga as he walked off the field. As a Los Angeles Times Blog says, Maualuga is "the closest thing college football has to Chuck Norris." And you can't deny Chuck Norris a little dance here or there.

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The Saddest New Years Party Ever

The Saddest New Years Party Ever

Tonight is the big night: New Years Eve.

 

What you're doing when the clock strikes midnight will undoubtedly set the tone for the rest of 2009, so you better make it a good one.

 

At best, you will find yourself kissing a special someone and ringing in the new year with your closest friends.

 

At worst, you will be the guy in the video above, a...

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Join the Superhero Registry And You Too Can Pretend To Be A Lot Cooler Than You Really Are

Join the Superhero Registry And You Too Can Pretend To Be A Lot Cooler Than You Really Are

Everyone wants to be Batman or Superman and some people are actually doing something about it. There’s a growing phenomenon of “real life” superheroes and you can find them on a superhero registry.
 

They wear costumes, do heroic deeds, and operate purely for personal motivation, rather than financial gain. It’s all part of the criteria. However...

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Stupid Criminals of the Day: Men Accidentally Call 911 On Themselves

Stupid Criminals of the Day: Men Accidentally Call 911 On Themselves

You know when your phone takes on a life of its own and accidentally dials a number while it’s in your pocket? It usually ends with some embarrassment with the person on the other end of the phone hearing you sing or say something stupid. But it doesn’t usually end with an arrest.
 

However, when you happen to be stripping cars when this unfortu...

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How The iPhone Can Get You Arrested On Your Flight Back Home

How The iPhone Can Get You Arrested On Your Flight Back Home

Upon entering an airplane, the flight attendants will often caution passengers against using any electronic devices during the course of the flight.

 

This, naturally, includes cell phones, pagers (does anyone even use pagers anymore?!) and laptops—all of which are capable of broadcasting wireless signals that interfere with the plane’s electron...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: ATA ceased operations almost 9 months ago....

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Johns Hopkins Study Finds Abstinence Pledges Are Ineffective, Teens Are Still Sexually Corruptible

Johns Hopkins Study Finds Abstinence Pledges Are Ineffective, Teens Are Still Sexually Corruptible

A study conducted by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health has found that, despite parents attempting to curb their teenagers’ sexual appetites with abstinence pledges, no virginity is safe.

 

Worse yet, students who take such pledges and don virginity-protecting purity rings are less likely to use protection when they finally do t...

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College Student Misses Very First Question on 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?'

College Student Misses Very First Question on 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?'

The very first question on the hit game show ‘Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?’ is always a freebie—that is, a mind-numbingly simple question that usually contains the answer within its very wording.

 

In other words, no one should ever get it wrong.

 

However, if you’re an overconfident college student, your overblown ego can and will get in the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Probably a Communications major. Not his fault entirely.

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CIA Offers Better Sex Life In Return For Information in Afghanistan

CIA Offers Better Sex Life In Return For Information in Afghanistan

The CIA knows that sex sells and they are not above using that to their advantage. In Afghanistan, agents are trading Viagra for information on the Taliban.

It’s not unusual for the CIA to offer incentives for insider tips, but those gifts are usually money, medical services or travel visas. However, if it’s that magical blue pill that gets the...

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CNN Nancy Grace Blooper: Confuses Duke Lacrosse Scores With Rape Statistics

CNN Nancy Grace Blooper: Confuses Duke Lacrosse Scores With Rape Statistics

Two years ago, the Duke University men’s lacrosse team found itself entrenched within a rape scandal after a stripper accused three of the team’s players of raping her at a house party.

 

A year later, the charges were dropped, and the three students walked away scot-free.

 

Still, the memory of that case lives on today through this video that h...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Will someone please tell nANCY DIS-grace she was wrong and admit it. She owes an apology to the the three wrongfully accused players, the rest of the team, the listening public,
and the former listening public. CNN is the only network that deserves her.

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It's Black Friday All Over Again: Check Out The After-Christmas Sales

It's Black Friday All Over Again: Check Out The After-Christmas Sales

The recession may be terrible but at least it makes for some great shopping. Today is the “New Black Friday” as stores whip out the after-Christmas sales in a desperate attempt to make any money this year.
 

Bad for them, but good for you.
 

In fact, its almost as if the stores are giving stuff away...you just have to know where to look. Thankfu...

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