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Captain Walker
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I taught my son everything he knows about pinball. I also either killed my wife's lover, or he killed me. It depends on your source. I'm a junior, majoring in Television.Add a comment »
The Biggest Lie Ever Perpetrated: Boston is "America's Walking City"
By Captain Walker (12/05/2007 8:57 PM) Tags: boston, walking, bus, Washington DC, homicide
Football and Math: Two areas where BU clearly excels
By Captain Walker (11/06/2007 2:46 PM) Tags: tuition, rape, freep, silber, football
According to the FreeP, it would cost about $50 million to create a Division I A football program today. It would then cost at least... MORE »
Sixth Time's A Charm
By Captain Walker (11/01/2007 07:48 AM) Tags: Wes Anderson, sexual assault, Kenmore, Daily Free Press
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
As nice as it is to think that go... MORE »
Really, FreeP? Objectifying women?
By Captain Walker (11/01/2007 07:24 AM) Tags: sexual assault, pirate, Halloween, Daily Free Press
Latest comment by The Torch: This is the best, ahah!
Sometimes Cheaters Prosper
Captain Walker says,
So is telling someone else's jokes during a stand-up comedy competition.
It makes you (or your act) stronger through means other than your own. See the similarity?
It makes you (or your act) stronger through means other than your own. See the similarity?
Posted 10/21/2007 08:12 AM
Sometimes Cheaters Prosper
Captain Walker says,
Yeah, Dorothy. That's like saying Marion Jones "cheated" just because she was doping during the Olympics. It takes a lot of skill to win an Olympic medal. I bet you haven't done it, so give her a break.
Posted 10/17/2007 5:49 PM
BU Seeks to Become Next Duke University?
By Captain Walker (10/17/2007 12:47 PM) Tags: MIT, Warren Towers, sex, rape
Back on September 30th, a girl was sexually abused in a Warren Towers bathroom.
Shortly before that, a student reported five or six white men sexually assau... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: don't compare duke to your dismal school.
we're better than that.
if you were educated, you would know that
lacrosse scandal was dropped
the stripper lied.
so no comparison.
we're better than that.
if you were educated, you would know that
lacrosse scandal was dropped
the stripper lied.
so no comparison.
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
By Captain Walker (10/11/2007 11:41 AM) Tags: overheard slut, Katrina, GSU, epilepsy
"I thought my roommate was a slut. Turns out, she just had epilepsy."
Right, kind of like the time I thought we should prosecute the mothers who lost their children in Hurricane Katrina, and then it turned out I was just reading the Daily Free Press.
There Was Something Fishy About His Assholeishness... Oh wait, no there wasn't.
Captain Walker says,
The joke was simply that someone that would say "I can still do anyone over 18" would be someone from BC. The connection to the rapist is merely tangential.
Also, it's not in any way a hatred. It's much more a recognition of ****ishness towards the guys on the T who constantly mutter "Sucks to B U" to no one in particular because they think they're clever.
Also, it's not in any way a hatred. It's much more a recognition of ****ishness towards the guys on the T who constantly mutter "Sucks to B U" to no one in particular because they think they're clever.
Posted 10/01/2007 4:03 PM
There Was Something Fishy About His ****ishness... Oh wait, no there wasn't.
By Captain Walker (10/01/2007 06:20 AM) Tags: Warren Towers, BUPD, rapist, BC, 18
"I don't care what they say; I can still do anyone over 18."
In other news, BUPD are still on the lookout for the Warren Towers rapist.
Latest comment by Captain Walker: The joke was simply that someone that would say "I can still do anyone over 18" would be someone from BC. The connection to the rapist is merely tangential.
Also, it's... MORE »
Also, it's... MORE »
