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Sigma Pi Fraternity Reinstated at Cornell, Placed on Year-Long Probation

Sigma Pi Fraternity Reinstated at Cornell, Placed on Year-Long Probation

Last Thanksgiving, four Sigma Pi pledges landed in the Cayuga Medical Center with severe alcohol poisoning.

 

Some called it a testament to the success of Sigma Pi’s rush party; others, namely the associate dean of the University, called it an “egregious” incident that warranted heavy scrutiny.

 

Of course, by “scrutiny,” he meant total disbarme...

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The Third Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell Is Here

The Third Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell Is Here

There is something about Ivy, the Ithaca College-produced reality series starring the-undeniably-best-Ivy-ever Cornell, that our readers simply cannot get enough of—ever.

 

As soon as a new episode hits the Internet, we’re immediately inundated with emails enthusiastically praising our coverage of past installments and suggesting that we scoop u...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: wait so are you interviewing the cast?

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The Second Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell Is Here

The Second Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell Is Here

Oh, joyous day! Christmas—or whatever religious holiday you observe—has come three weeks early this year.

 

But, the best part is we all received the gift we didn’t know we wanted, but totally did: the second installment of Ivy, the Ithaca College-produced reality series starring the-undeniably-best-Ivy-ever Cornell.

 

While I incorrectly assume...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this show sucks

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Cornell Student Challenges Internet to Think Seriously About Cyber Adultery, OTR Fails

Cornell Student Challenges Internet to Think Seriously About Cyber Adultery, OTR Fails

Think of Second Life as World of Warcraft Lite – except with copious amounts of floating dildos and virtual debauchery.

 

Better yet, consider it a 3D chat room where the dregs of society go to congregate in cyberspace, and occasionally, make a love connection.

 

Case-and-point: Amy Taylor and Dave Pollard, a British couple, met while playing th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What is the web address for this. It looks like fun and I want to get in on it. Help me out, if Cornell girls were not so tight kneeded, cock teasing, prudes I would not need this. Anyone know where I can find this site online?

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Sex Offender Found Living in University of Illinois Library, Cornell Student Implores Everyone to be Afraid

Sex Offender Found Living in University of Illinois Library, Cornell Student Implores Everyone to be Afraid

Sex offenders have apparently given up the tried-and-true methods of luring in unsuspecting prey—that is, driving up to schools with vans marked “Free Candy”—in favor of more aggressive ones, such as living in our college libraries.

 

According to the Cornell Daily Sun, a 21-year-old, non-student sex offender was arrested in the University of Il...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: yeah, a "sex offender" could just be a 17 year old that slept with his 16 year old GF and got caught by the parents or soemthing.

http://www.hateyourprofessor.com

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The First Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell is Here

The First Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell is Here

Ivy, the Ithaca College-produced reality series starring the-undeniably-best-Ivy-ever Cornell, is—for the lack of a better word—awesome.

 

There’s drama. There’s betrayal. There are arrogant, prissy snobs who yearn for valet service.

 

In short, it’s a point-for-point recreation of life at Cornell.

 

Well, not the real Cornell, mind you. No, thi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bravo indeed! This show is AMAZING. I loved it. I can't wait for the second episode.

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Cornell Board Baffled Over Indifference Towards Howie Mandel, Confused As To Why Students Prefer Colbert

Cornell Board Baffled Over Indifference Towards Howie Mandel, Confused As To Why Students Prefer Colbert

Last October, Stephen Colbert arrived on Cornell University’s campus to the sight of thousands of ecstatic students and Ithaca residents eagerly anticipating his arrival.

 

In the span of 15 minutes, tickets to Colbert’s hotly anticipated performance sold out, and a second one was scheduled for the same weekend. In total, 10,000 Cornellians came...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: stupid cornellers

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Cornell Holds Memorial Service for Engineering Student

Cornell Holds Memorial Service for Engineering Student

In late October, the life of Evan Dowland Wade, a fourth-year engineering student, was tragically cut short when he accidentally crashed his SUV into a tree near Cornell University.

 

To this day, the unexpected loss of one of Cornell’s brightest young students is still deeply felt amongst his family, friends and peers, and last night, the Corne...

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Ithaca College Airs Laguna Beach-Esque Show Starring Cornell

Ithaca College Airs Laguna Beach-Esque Show Starring Cornell

On Monday, Ithaca College’s student-produced reality series, Ivy, debuted on the ICTV network, and the reception amongst Cornellians, whom the series is loosely based upon, was mixed.

 

According to the co-producers of the series, Rachel Hastings and Ed Pietzak, Ivy is a dry comedy, faux-reality show—not unlike MTV’s Laguna Beach—that closely fo...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Loved it. Amazing shit. You've made this Cornell frat-boy a fan!

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Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

For cross-state drivers, Global Positioning Systems (GPS) are a godsend. If you ever find yourself lost while navigating your way to Nowheresville USA (Ithaca), you can simply activate your car’s GPS and allow a robotic-sounding, typically female voice guide your progression.

 

Still, GPS-enabled cars and cell phones are a known quantity. So, Br...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: why cant people use a tom tom or whatever else, why is it necessary to have GPS in your lingerie?

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