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OTR Classic: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member

OTR Classic: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member

For months, Joaquin Phoenix has paraded around in his bug-eyed designer shades, Johnny Cash-esque suit and homeless man beard, leaving many arm-chair analysts wondering if the former Hollywood heavyweight was pulling an Andy Kaufman and/or in desperate need of psychiatric care.

 

Crazy or not, Phoenix has been adamant about one thing: his buddin...

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PSA: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

PSA: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Be afraid: Beer pong, every college student’s favorite pastime, can give you herpes. Ok, it actually can’t, but Fox News seems to think so, thanks in large part to a bogus study performed by a faux research group.

 

You see, the Center for Disease Control recently debunked a fictional, yet popular study that claimed beer pong was linked to a bev...

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OTR Classic: The Very First Episode of the Original American Gladiators

OTR Classic: The Very First Episode of the Original American Gladiators

American Gladiators is, without a doubt, a man’s man show. It may have female gladiators and contestants in it, but they’re only there to give the male populace—at least, the guys who enjoy women who can pummel them to a bloody pulp—something to gawk at from time to time.

 

However, don’t confuse the classic series with the abysmal remake. The n...

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A.M. Hotness: Janice From OSU

A.M. Hotness: Janice From OSU

With only two months to go until graduation, Cindy spends most of her time giving back to the Ohio State community by working as a tour guide for prospective students and mentoring ones that are currently enrolled. The rest of her time, however, is spent with her college friends, which, as you can imagine, means lots of late nights out on the to...

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P.M. Party Train: Post-Spring Break Fun With The Gator Girls

P.M. Party Train: Post-Spring Break Fun With The Gator Girls

Here are the words that no college student ever wants to hear: "Spring break is over, and it's time to leave Neverland." Yes, it's true; with March rapidly drawing to a close, Spring Break is effectively over and done with for pretty much everyone in the country. All that's left now is finals and the countdown 'til the summer.

 

Luckily for you,...

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A.M. Hotness: Miranda From Syracuse

A.M. Hotness: Miranda From Syracuse

Ah, Syracuse University, the land of the man-sized oranges. No, I'm not talking about genetically enhanced, Attack-of-the-Killer-Tomatoes-esque fruit; I'm referring to SU's mascot, a rotund orange with blue leggings named Otto.

 

While perfectly awesome in his own right, Otto the Orange isn't today's A.M. Hotness; it's Miranda the drama major wi...

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P.M. Party Train: Philadelphians Swim Through Foam With Lady GaGa

P.M. Party Train: Philadelphians Swim Through Foam With Lady GaGa

How do you make a steamy night club even hotter? Crank up the volume with a live performance by Lady GaGa and then fill the room with a veritable winter wonderland’s worth of foam.

 

If you’re going to journey into an expensive nightclub rather than a cheap bar on Thirsty Thursdays, be sure to do it when you can get the most bang for your buck: ...

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Lunch Break: Vanilla Ice Apologizes For Unleashing "Ice, Ice Baby" Upon the World

Lunch Break: Vanilla Ice Apologizes For Unleashing "Ice, Ice Baby" Upon the World

Rob Van Winkle, better known as Vanilla Ice to, well, everyone on the entire planet, has officially apologized to humanity for releasing the bubonic plague that was his hit single “Ice, Ice Baby” during the early 90s.

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Apology not accepted, Mr. Van Winkle.”

 

This heartfelt apology, while appreciated, i...

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A.M. Hotness: Lisa From UT

A.M. Hotness: Lisa From UT

As far as I am concerned, there's only one reason to visit Texas: the University of Texas at Austin. In addition to being a fine institution of higher learning, UT is also home to one of the NCAA's finest athletic organizations, the Longhorns, and a safe haven for some of the country's brightest and hottest young students. Sure, Texas is the sta...

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P.M. Party Train: Epic Flip Cup At Astor College

P.M. Party Train: Epic Flip Cup At Astor College

Today, we set sail for international shores to prove that foreigners—at least, those in the United Kingdom—can frat just as hard as the rest of us.

 

The destination is Astor College in London; the venue is a pseudo-frat party with all the activities you’d expect to find at one: beer pong, shotgunning and drunken fools putting the moves on lovel...

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