Patrick Bateman (Dartmouth)

Patrick Bateman

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Bio

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

Incentive to Vote

Incentive to Vote

Justin Long is, at this moment, on the Dartmouth campus, in the Tindle Lounge in Thayer supporting Barack Obama (unfortunately, he is not here).

 

He'll be there from 3:30 to 6:30. Go there, register to vote, and meet the Mac guy.

 

Bring your Dartmouth ID and Driver's License or passport.

 

For more information...

www.dartmouth.edu/~voteclamant...

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Howard Dean Visits Dartmouth

Howard Dean Visits Dartmouth
Howard Dean came to Dartmouth yesterday and spoke at the Top of the Hop about Obama and whatnot...

Obviously I stole this from The D and obviously I didn't go.

[Photo Credit: Eric Tanner/The Dartmouth Staff]

Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

Kal Penn (Harold and KUMAR Go To White Castle), Justin Long (the Mac guy), and Olivia Wilde (House, the OC) made an appearance Sunday afternoon in Fahey-McLane to talk about how much they love Barack Obama and how students can make a difference.

 

For those who missed them, that's too bad because after all three gave their speeches, they strippe...

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Dartmouth's Dick's House Not As Good With Dicks

Dartmouth's Dick's House Not As Good With Dicks

Note for non-Dartmouth kids: Dick's House is Dartmouth health services.

 

Everyone loves f-cking rankings, especially college rankings. People like reading them because people are naturally bitchy and rankers like publishing their "findings" because it creates buzz and attention.

 

I love rankings too, I'm not going to lie.

 

It's nice to be abl...

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Impressive.

Impressive.
I swear to God this bin was empty about an hour ago.

Dartmouth Mating Pt. I: 20 Best Songs to Play During Sex

Then your date's not a drunk Dartmouth girl. Posted 10/08/2008 7:30 PM

How to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth

It was about as well executed as the FEMA's attempts at Katrina relief. Posted 10/07/2008 2:52 PM

Dartmouth Douche of the Day: Douche Bag '11 in East Wheelock

Dartmouth Douche of the Day: Douche Bag '11 in East Wheelock

       I love outing instances of douche baggery. It's not easy being a douche; there's a certain combination of ego, lack of social intelligence, and pizazz that just doesn't come naturally to the average human.

 

The most recent (but certainly not isolated) act of douchebaggery happened in a certain affinity program housed in the Wheelocks, wh...

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Dartmouth Mating Pt. I: 20 Best Songs to Play During Sex

Dartmouth Mating Pt. I: 20 Best Songs to Play During Sex

While I can't speak for the entire student body, I did spend a respectful amount of time racking through my personal music collection (respectful as well) trying to find the best beats that set the mood when Dartmouth students are rubbing uglies. So whether it's with your steady, friend with benefits, or drunk hook-up, there's a song on this lis...

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Three Job Alternatives for Wall Streeters

Three Job Alternatives for Wall Streeters

The seemingly indispensable bastion of elitism and greed known as Wall Street has been wracked these past few months by the sub-prime credit crisis. Lehman, Bear Stearns, and Merrill Lynch have all fallen. Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley will be "de-risked" by going commercial (that's like making the entire Ivy League become state schools!). Lu...

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