Bluto Blutarsky (UVM - University of Vermont)

Bluto Blutarsky

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Just one of those kids sitting on the green without a care in the world. But that's only at school. At home I go back to my consumerist ways.
UVM - University of VermontNews

Bottled Water Doesn't Make Sense

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/20/2008 6:33 PM
Bottled Water Doesn't Make Sense
In efforts to cut down the use of bottled water, UVM's One Less Bottle Campaign is hanging around Central Campus.

UVM Eco-Reps are trying to figure out WHY we insist on bottled water. Taste? Purity? Convenience? According The Green Guide, in bottle production alone (not ... MORE »
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UVM - University of VermontPartying

Attention: All UVM Students Please Relocate to North Beach. Thank You.

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/20/2008 11:33 AM
Attention: All UVM Students Please Relocate to North Beach. Thank You.
After Burlington Police and Spillane's Towing had a good time ruining the afternoons of many out-of-staters, nobody could stop the sun from shining at North Beach.

Everyone seemed to have the same idea on Friday and headed down to the... MORE »
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Synchronized Gymnastics?

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/19/2008 12:40 PM
Synchronized Gymnastics?
You never know where being drunk, acting drunk and wanting your picture taken will get you.

Perhaps CollegeOTR?
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UVM - University of VermontPartying

Drunk At Noon

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/19/2008 12:32 PM
Drunk At Noon
The first absolutely amazing Friday means mayhem at North Beach. Herds upon herds of local colleges, mostly UVM, and some (blatantly) high school kids piled at the manmade sandbox to, you guessed it, get wasted immediately after class (if going to any at all).

As the sun sets, it's not u... MORE »
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UVM - University of VermontBitchin 'N Moanin

Simpson Dining Hall? No thanks.

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/19/2008 08:17 AM
Simpson Dining Hall? No thanks.
What is this orange peanut SH!T!? Why do you let us down, Simpson?

I love Redstone. It's wonderful. In the spring, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else on campus. There's nothing like tossing a frisbee, playing guitar, taking a nap, or (if you're that neo-hippie) hula hoo... MORE »
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UVM - University of VermontEvents

The Most Deceiving Day of Your Life... Admitted Students' Day

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/17/2008 10:52 PM
The Most Deceiving Day of Your Life... Admitted Students' Day
Pity the clueless, but these lousy lousy pre-frosh need to get outta the way.... MORE »
Latest comment by LeSamourai1: oh my god this is like so funny you are so comical wow jeez laweez you are a comedian or something

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UVM - University of VermontFunny

Welcome to Vermont

Posted by Bluto Blutarsky 04/15/2008 10:40 AM
Welcome to Vermont
Once upon a time there was a high school boy in Juneau, Alaska. His name was Joseph Frederick. He decided to make a 14 foot banner proclaiming "BONG HiTS 4 JESUS" and show it for all the school to see. Long story short, his principle didn't like it, he was suspended for five days and ... MORE »
Latest comment by LeSamourai1: why stop A jesus? like why stop a man named hay-soos? or why stop at jesus.

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