Bluto Blutarsky (UVM - University of Vermont)

Bluto Blutarsky

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http://www.collegeotr.com/blutouvm

Bio

Just one of those kids sitting on the green without a care in the world. But that's only at school. At home I go back to my consumerist ways.

Bottled Water Doesn't Make Sense

Bottled Water Doesn't Make Sense
In efforts to cut down the use of bottled water, UVM's One Less Bottle Campaign is hanging around Central Campus.

UVM Eco-Reps are trying to figure out WHY we insist on bottled water. Taste? Purity? Convenience? According The Green Guide, in bottle production alone (not including transportation and whatnot) 1.5 million barrels of oil in one yea

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Attention: All UVM Students Please Relocate to North Beach. Thank You.

Attention: All UVM Students Please Relocate to North Beach. Thank You.
After Burlington Police and Spillane's Towing had a good time ruining the afternoons of many out-of-staters, nobody could stop the sun from shining at North Beach.

Everyone seemed to have the same idea on Friday and headed down to the beach. As cars drove in circles in the BHS parking lot, most of us (those of us who aren't keen on having our

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Synchronized Gymnastics?

Synchronized Gymnastics?
You never know where being drunk, acting drunk and wanting your picture taken will get you.

Perhaps CollegeOTR?

Drunk At Noon

Drunk At Noon
The first absolutely amazing Friday means mayhem at North Beach. Herds upon herds of local colleges, mostly UVM, and some (blatantly) high school kids piled at the manmade sandbox to, you guessed it, get wasted immediately after class (if going to any at all).

As the sun sets, it's not uncommon to see your local wanderer picking up after the k

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Simpson Dining Hall? No thanks.

Simpson Dining Hall? No thanks.
What is this orange peanut SH!T!? Why do you let us down, Simpson?

I love Redstone. It's wonderful. In the spring, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else on campus. There's nothing like tossing a frisbee, playing guitar, taking a nap, or (if you're that neo-hippie) hula hooping on the green for a few hours while you're supposed to be at class.

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The Most Deceiving Day of Your Life... Admitted Students' Day

The Most Deceiving Day of Your Life... Admitted Students' Day
You can't eat anywhere because the Davis Center is packed and there are no tables left at The Marché. You try to walk to your next class but the sidewalk is blocked by someone walking backwards, screaming at the swarm of nervous moms and anxious dads following them. And somewhere in between them is an embarrassed 17-year-old prying for the light

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Welcome to Vermont

Welcome to Vermont
Once upon a time there was a high school boy in Juneau, Alaska. His name was Joseph Frederick. He decided to make a 14 foot banner proclaiming "BONG HiTS 4 JESUS" and show it for all the school to see. Long story short, his principle didn't like it, he was suspended for five days and the case was heard before the Supreme Court of the United Stat

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