That is, unless you don't like romance stories involving giant battling robots.  Which would be very silly of you.

Yes, you read that right World of Warcraft fans.  You don't need to worry about your economic status or your peer relationships anymore.  Now you can obtain a college degree without deviating from your 8 hour/day WoW schedule; Now you can win at life even though you suck really really hard at it!

All you have to do is click on over to the popul

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It's true!  You wanna know how I know?  Well, the Free Lance Star reports that a change in federal law is making contraceptives more difficult to obtain on college campuses.  Many things logically follow from this!

1. As our government surely understands that decreasing our capacity to purchase contraceptives isn't going to decrease our sexy ti...

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Who are you going to vote for: Obama or Giuliani? 

This sort of question often leads to a frustratingly lengthy discussion on boring stuff like "the national economy" and "civil liberties."  Ew. 

I think it's much simpler to merely look at these candidates' respective fanbases, for surely they are representative of the men they so adore.  So

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You may be aware of a rap song called "This is Why I'm Hot" by the rapper MIMS. Though you may like this song, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you; MIMS's argument on why he is hot suffers from a fatal flaw in its logical structure.

MIMS is hot because, in his words:

"I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
you ain't 'cause you're not
this is why this is ...

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You'll understand soon enough

If you're an internet nerd like me, you've probably already seen the classic flash movie Dad's Home.  If you're an UBER internet nerd like me, you've probably already seen the even more ridiculous sequel, Dad's at Work.  

In any case, those are well worth their clicks.  : )

Yeah um, I feel I should warn you all of something. You are probably aware that the final chapter of the Harry Potter saga is about to be released to bookstores nationwide.  But what you may not know is that it has already been leaked online. 

No, I won't link you to it!  I'm not even going to look for it.  Because here is the thing; I am par

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