College OTR: Mr. Bill

Mr. Bill (JMU - James Madison)

Mr. Bill

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Video: You'll Probably Like This

Posted by Mr. Bill 08/09/2007 11:13 AM

That is, unless you don't like romance stories involving giant battling robots. Which would be very silly of you.

Latest comment by Anonymous: Why! Oh WHY, was the video pulled from You Tube? Curse thee Tim Miller and your copyright claims. I must see the robot love, where can I find it?

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Win At Life While Sitting On Your Ass!

Posted by Mr. Bill 08/03/2007 3:04 PM

Yes, you read that right World of Warcraft fans. You don't need to worry about your economic status or your peer relationships anymore. Now you can obtain a college degree without deviating from your 8 hour/day WoW schedule; Now you can win at life even though you suck really really hard at it!

All you have to do is click... MORE »

Latest comment by BabySpice: 1. facebook is totally a valid research tool
2. did you see the NYTimes article about "NerdCore," the version of hiphop? Hilariously great.

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The Government Wants Us To Have More Babies

Posted by Mr. Bill 08/01/2007 6:48 PM

It's true! You wanna know how I know? Well, the Free Lance Star reports that a change in federal law is making contraceptives more difficult to obtain on college campuses. Many things logically follow from this!

1. As our government surely understands that decreasing our capacity to ... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: totally a genius. practice makes perfect on the conspiracy theories too!

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Yeah, I'm Really Into...Politics...

Mr. Bill says,

Hah, I hadn't seen that one. But Obama Girl still wins in my book; Hitt4Hill is too skinny. Posted 07/28/2007 8:19 PM

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Video: Yeah, I'm Really Into...Politics...

Posted by Mr. Bill 07/28/2007 5:47 PM

Who are you going to vote for: Obama or Giuliani?

This sort of question often leads to a frustratingly lengthy discussion on boring stuff like "the national economy" and "civil liberties." Ew.

I think it's much simpler to merely look at these candidates' respective fanbases, for surely they are r... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: woah woah "too" skinny? it happens? thank the lorrrdddd i can start eating again

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Ahem...A Brief Announcement

Posted by Mr. Bill 07/28/2007 02:12 AM

You may be aware of a rap song called "This is Why I'm Hot" by the rapper MIMS. Though you may like this song, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you; MIMS's argument on why he is hot suffers from a fatal flaw in its logical structure.

MIMS is hot because, in his words:

"I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
you ain'... MORE »

Latest comment by Andy: He's hot because he is fly, suggesting that all or most people that are fly are hot.

Personally, I think the bigger flaw is his stutter.
this is why this is why this is why

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Another New Disease to the Valley (No, It's Not an STD)

Mr. Bill says,

I'm loving the relevance. Posted 07/24/2007 10:38 PM

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In Case You Missed It...

Posted by Mr. Bill 07/21/2007 01:08 AM

You'll understand soon enough

If you're an internet nerd like me, you've probably already seen the classic flash movie Dad's Home. If you're an UBER internet nerd like me, you've probably already seen the even more ridiculous sequel, Dad's at Work.

In any case, those are well worth their clicks. : )

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What to Do This Weekend If You Hate Harry Potter

Mr. Bill says,

@ Izzy: Blasphemer! I would smite you in a fit of righteous justice, but I have to set up shop in front of Borders. Posted 07/18/2007 7:17 PM

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Consider This A Fair Warning

Posted by Mr. Bill 07/18/2007 12:50 AM

Yeah um, I feel I should warn you all of something. You are probably aware that the final chapter of the Harry Potter saga is about to be released to bookstores nationwide. But what you may not know is that it has already been leaked online.

No, I won't link you to it! I'm not even going to look f... MORE »

Latest comment by ILoveBS: Hey Mr. Bill... Hermione looses her V card. To me. And not the Hermione from the movies, the one from the books. She's hotter because she lives in my head and looks like Jessica Alba, except hotter and less legal. Oh, and her name's not Hermione because ew.

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