I spent my 21st birthday at a fine little establishment called Mcsorley's. Mcsorley's didn't let women in the bar until 1975 and they only serve two kinds of beer: Dark and Light. I got pretty drunk on dark and found this helmet. According to Mcsorley's, I am a hipster.

Things I said before I went to Paris
- No drinking laws! Hey pass me a stone! (Gulp)
- French girls are slammin’
- Everybody in Europe is really smart.

 

Things I said while in Paris
- This TV show sucks
- How come all French people know Spanish?
- Moulin rouge is really skanky
- A croissant and a shot of coffee is not enough for breakfast. It’...

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My College Phases: Wannabe Vinnie Chase

 

Things I have said:

"I gotta get ****ed up tonight"

 

"Want a drink? No? Wow Gay"

 

"I don't know man...I mean...I'd let her blow me"

 

"Perhaps a Gentleman's wager is in order"

 

"Butterface's are the saddest thing ever. What a waste, you know?"

 

"I will never have sex with a virgin again, because they...

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Don't tell me what to believe! What? You believe in god? You think Jesus was the son of  GOD!? HAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously? Wow! Man, you are ****ing dumb! I can't believe that you believe that! People like you make me so mad because you actually think we just appeared here one day and you don't think evolution happened.

- JOHN EVERETT TROWBRIDGE (JU...

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Can everybody agree that facebook is on the way out? Thanks to devices like twitter, I feel like people have a new sense of self to go out and have things to tweet (or twat) about. This means that they have to go out and live life, pulling them (thankfully) away from facebook.

 

Let's be honest and list the things on facebook that nobody cares a...

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Follow us into the catacombs. We shot this vlog in night vision because we had to and it looks really cool. Check out all the bones!

This is our trip to the Castle of Versailles. Check out the surprise at the end.

After being edited a million times, I can finally show you my adventure at the historical Lourve Museum. Enjoy!

Part Two of Shermans Wisdom!

Our visit to the Arc or Triumph! It was a monument to Napoleon after one of his big victories. It has a crazy view and Chris makes his return.