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Wolverine in Sparta (University of Michigan)

Wolverine in Sparta

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The front lines of the War on Stupidity

Posted by Wolverine in Sparta 04/20/2008 11:07 AM

Trying to teach the kid I tutor geometry is like trying to teach my pet rock to play Dance Dance Revolution. It just isn’t going to happen, and even if it did some Asian kid is going to be way better than him anyway. By the way, yes, I do have a pet rock, and his name is “Mittens.” But I dig

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Okay, so I counted about 5 totally "original" and "witty" pop culture phrases in this post. Why do Will Ferrell movies have to be the basis for everything these hipster retards type and/or say?

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Sex and the College Mind

Posted by Wolverine in Sparta 04/16/2008 8:35 PM

Brilliant University of Michigan contributor Wolverine in Sparta presents Part 1 in his case study on sex and the college mind.

Behold:

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this is relatively funny.

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Lessons Learned from Cedar Street

Posted by Wolverine in Sparta 04/13/2008 8:21 PM

From the State News

Actual Caption: A concerned resident dumps a pot of water in a flaming Dumpster that was on fire at Americana Apartments, 1128 Victor St. The fire was reported at 2:09 a.m. Sunday.

Should Read: Fire = bad, fire + water = good… wait, why isn’t this working???

I attended the Univer

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Good Post

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I enjoy low expectations which can be thankfully attributed to Paul (JQ). For other comparisons see: Aaron Rodgers, Scottie Pippen, Pre-Super Bowl Eli Manning, Conan O'Brien and Rufio.