Trying to teach the kid I tutor geometry is like trying to teach my pet rock to play Dance Dance Revolution. It just isn’t going to happen, and even if it did some Asian kid is going to be way better than him anyway. By the way, yes, I do have a pet rock, and his name is “Mittens.” But I dig
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Wolverine in Sparta
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The front lines of the War on Stupidity

Latest comment by Anonymous: Okay, so I counted about 5 totally "original" and "witty" pop culture phrases in this post. Why do Will Ferrell movies have to be the basis for everything these hipster retards type and/or say?
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Sex and the College Mind

Brilliant University of Michigan contributor Wolverine in Sparta presents Part 1 in his case study on sex and the college mind.
Behold:
“Sex with other people.” ... MORE »
Behold:
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Latest comment by Anonymous: this is relatively funny.
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Lessons Learned from Cedar Street

From the State News
Actual Caption: A concerned resident dumps a pot of water in a flaming Dumpster that was on fire at Americana Apartments, 1128 Victor St. The fire was reported at 2:09 a.m. Sunday.
Should Read: Fire = bad, fire + water = good… wait, why isn’t this working???
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Latest comment by Anonymous: Good Post
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