College OTR: Cornelius

Cornelius (Vanderbilt)

Cornelius

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Bio

I enjoy the company of those who aren't afraid to stumble onto the beach at 8am, bottle of rum in hand, and throw up in front of an elderly couple strolling oceanside.

Music City Ain't Just Country: Daniel Johnston at Exit/In

Cornelius says,

This looks like talent night at the nursing home/looney bin. Tasty. Posted 08/08/2007 4:05 PM

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Black and Gold: The New Master Race

Posted by Cornelius 08/06/2007 4:54 PM

Ever thought of liking a college other than Vanderbilt? Neither did Vandy!

In fact, the Vanderbilt Office of Trademark Licensing, or perhaps better "The Ministry of Athletic Apparel" is offering you a chance to purge your sinful wardrobes that might contain clothing advertising other colleges. ... MORE »

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Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Posted by Cornelius 08/02/2007 1:34 PM

I woke up before 8am only about six times last year. Coincidentally enough, each time I found myself groggily putting on dressier clothes than I wore at any other time during the year, while still meeting my hallmates in the bathroom to shotgun three or for beers. Yes, I'm talking about tailgating.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Go Mr. C!

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How Roma Changed My Life

Posted by Cornelius 08/01/2007 3:10 PM

It's 3:15am. You and six friends return to your Branscomb cell after tapping three kegs, two handles of Taaka, and you're passing the joint to your left when you suddenly realize how hungry, famished even, that you are. It's a predicament: either walk all the way down the hall to the Varsity Market a... MORE »

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Second Graders Prove Smarter Than Vanderbilt Students

Cornelius says,

mmmm...panda cookies... Posted 07/31/2007 3:45 PM

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And the bowtie goes to...

Posted by Cornelius 07/31/2007 12:32 PM

Regardless of how someone feels about Gordon Gee, it's undeniable that his chancellorship will be a tough act to follow. The search committee for the new chancellor is now seeking to put an A-lister (well, A-list celebrity on CNN) at the top of Kirkland. A recent Tennessean article mentioned a few names... MORE »

Latest comment by Izzy: And Lamar looks a lot like Bill Nye with that bow tie.

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Wait...This is the South?

Cornelius says,

If you're making assumed judgments on me, why can't I make it on others? :) Posted 07/31/2007 12:25 PM

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I Hate VUcept, and So Will You.

Posted by Cornelius 07/30/2007 4:22 PM

In the summer 2007 edition of OverVU, Stuart Hill unveils his mask to reveal that he is in fact the reincarnation of Benedict Arnold. Hill is the president of VUcept and the Kirkland gods summoned him to write a detailed profile of VUcept. Before I summarize, take a minute to think of your experien... MORE »

Latest comment by Izzy: Agreed, Cornelius. A lil advice to you pre-froshers--DON'T GO! And if they have something and you have to swipe your card to prove you were there, swipe and LEAVE. Just don't do it. They can't really do anything. Lead the revolution, little ones.

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Real Vanderbilt Heroes: The Vandy Boy

Cornelius says,

this guy looks more like a librarian than a vandy boy. Posted 07/25/2007 11:55 PM

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The Real Threat To Your Sanity

Posted by Cornelius 07/25/2007 11:49 PM

I'm not interested in presenting a series of character profiles, because there's really only one guy at Vanderbilt you need to be aware of.

He could be anyone, and you know him very well. He's that guy in your philosophy class who rubs off verbal knuckle children via pontificating about his higher-than-thou ... MORE »

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