Vanderbilt students love the Quizno's manager.  Drunk students wandering into "Club Quizno's" at 2 am Friday are bombarded by the hectic energy of the Quizno's man.  Witness his antics for yourself in this video.

Now, what is the Quizno's man on?  Discuss.

Guy 1: "Dude, the ACT was so hard."
Guy 2: "Dude, I know--I got a 29."
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a 29, too."
Guy 2: "I got a 34 in math, but science brought me down.  I got a 22 in science."
Guy 1: "How do you get a 22 in science?  You can't read graphs?"

--Stevenson Computer Lab

Glancing over the names of performers on the wall at the Exit/In, one would think, "Oh, this must be a cool place."  But unfortunately, the venue has failed to compensate for the smoking ban introduced in Tennessee at the beginning of October.

Previous to the smoking ban, the Exit/In's forecast for any show was partly cloudy with a chance of pu

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Girl: "He's like Robin Hood, in a sexual way."
Boy: "Yeah, if Robin demeaned the people he gave money and food, too.  'Hey, you're homeless and poor!'"

--Cafe Coco

Jay Cutler, Vanderbilt almnus and former Commodore quarterback, made an appearance on the latest episode of South Park.  Cutler is now quarterback for the Denver Broncos.  South Park, as always, only had nice things to say:

Stan: "Dude! Dude! That is Jay Cutler over there, quarterback for the Denver Broncos!"
Kyle: "Oh My God!"
Record Executive

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Clearly, Vanderbilt student journalists have a hard time coming up with news-worthy material.  While the Hustler's "project" attempting to break down stereotypes and focus on the individual's story is admirable, is it really front page news?

It's no wonder Vanderbilt gets stereotyped the way it does, when a series aimed at "looking past the lab

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Guy: "Well, I'm more concerned about the value of the car."
Girl: "What kind of car do you have?"
Guy: "Oh, it's a BMW 360."
Girl: "Oh..."

--Library Lawn