College OTR: The Reverend

The Reverend

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In my spare time I listen to a lot of Kenny Bloggins records, I play with Lincoln Blogs, and I watch The World's Strongest Man competitions and critique the Blog Roll.

Yung Joc to Perform @ ZBT, Hoping to Be Recognized

Posted by The Reverend09/18/2007 06:42 AM

Hustlenomics, the apparent rap follow-up to Freakonomics, did not fare nearly as well as its predecessor.

Zeta Beta Tau, or ZBT for those who don't understand how acronyms work, opened up a Facebook event for a Yung Joc concert to be hosted in their backyard. For those not familiar with the work of Mr. Joc, he is the mastermind behind the we...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Hey reverend,
You Suck.... get a life.. you must be some sad boy that cant seem to win in dungeons and dragons. Have fun playing with yourself , its obvious it will be your hand and no one else's.
Toodles
Dethlord

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Cornell Jews Eat Dinner; Meet en Masse

Posted by The Reverend09/10/2007 09:13 AM

Snow falling briskly, cocoa soothing the throats and souls of all, and everyone gathering around the Shabbat tree for gifts from a certain someone. Few feelings can ever really match the excitement of Shabbat, we all know the feeling of running down the stairs to see what Santa Ch'laus has given on Shabbat's eve.

Such was the scene Friday nigh...

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The People Are Ready For Colbert to Rock Ithaca's World!

Posted by The Reverend09/10/2007 06:35 AM

You may remember a certain member of a certain clergy telling of his excitement when he (or she) found out that Stephen Colbert, political satirist extraordinaire, was coming to Cornell. You may also recall kittens being involved and/or swallowed, but that's neither here nor there. Well this morning, at 9 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, the Cornel

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Cornell Really Likes Environment; Picks New Face of "Really Liking The Environment"

Posted by The Reverend09/06/2007 1:19 PM

You may notice more and more environment-conscious sights popping up on Cornell's campus and, frankly, I resent it. But this isn't about me, it's about Cornell, which apparently resents me for resenting Cornell's tree-hugging tendencies.

Most recently, the university named professor Frank DiSalvo (above, next to speech bubble) as the new inter

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Grad Student Regresses, Makes Bomb Threat

The Reverend says,

I guess not. Sorry? Posted 08/29/2007 9:43 PM

Colbert Coming to Rock Ithaca's World

The Reverend says,

Happy to see a satisfied customer! Posted 08/29/2007 9:14 PM

Colbert Coming to Rock Ithaca's World

Posted by The Reverend08/29/2007 12:57 PM

Guess who's coming to town? "Famed comedian and political satirist" Stephen Colbert!!!!!!!111111!!!!! In other news, I just unhinged my jaw and swallowed a small kitten out of excitement!!!!11111!!22222!!!!!!

For those not familiar with the God-King Colbert, he has been behind The Dana Carvey Show, worked at SNL (he's Ace of The Ambiguously

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Latest comment by Anonymous: who would be crazy enough to go to this on the weekend of the michigan-minnesota game!?

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Grad Student Regresses, Makes Bomb Threat

Posted by The Reverend08/29/2007 12:38 PM

Yesterday at around 11 a.m. C.U.P.D. evacuated Sage Hall after a Cornell faculty member received a bomb threat via email. The coppers spent 2 hours searching for the bomb. (That's more than 4 episodes of Arrested Development, people. Not exactly a small time commitment.)

The saddest part: that graduate students are calling in bomb threats.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I wanted to make my username usergame and my password assword. I wanted to comment on this article and say that this is my favorite image yet because it's so absurd. I wanted to do so much, but I refuse to verify my account by going to my outdated hotmail address.

This is Allen.

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Sun Staff Adds "Eclipse", Doesn't Understand Astronomy

The Reverend says,

Well then praise the Lord that I finally found the Great Arbiter of Comedy who, high atop his perch, sits and judges all of those beneath him. I hear that if you're truly blessed He will even designate to you that which is funny and that which is categorically unfunny.

In short, step off your high horse and take a look in the mirror and realize how deeply you care about the musings of a rambling, drunk 19 year old. This will be my last response because I don't care enough to spend my time responding to a bitter turdball lover.

Take a long look at the man in the glass. Posted 08/25/2007 9:50 PM

Sun Staff Adds "Eclipse", Doesn't Understand Astronomy

The Reverend says,

Funny? I try to open up to you, the anonymous public of the internet, and depite all my honesty concerning my upbringing and father-son relationship you insult me by calling it an attempt at humor? Have you no decency? Where is your compassion for your fellow man? When are you going to drop that big tough guy persona and let love in? Quit blocking, start embracing. Let the world's love wash over you and accept me as your brother.

PS: The bitchy response to a bitchy response usually attacks poor grammar. You misused "to" in the second sentence. (Should read "way too hard.") The next step in the angry response is to call you a mean name, turdball lover.

PPS: Was my original post better or worse than "Wild Hogs"? Posted 08/25/2007 7:19 PM