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I have a knack for breaking pencils... So, uh, yeah...Top 15 Hottest Former Sorority Girls
By Pencil Snapper (08/28/2008 6:58 PM) Sorority girls are often like celebrities on their campuses, so it’s no wonder that so many national celebrities were once in fact sorority girls themselves. Besides, they’re pretty, they’ve paid their dues during rush week, and they know how to throw some damn fine parties. Check out our Top 1
... MORE »Hot College Cheerleader Lilly Robbins in Maxim
By Pencil Snapper (08/26/2008 1:45 PM) Lilly Robbins is a hot community college student— and a cheerleader for the Miami Dolphins. The 20-year-old appears in this month’s issue of Maxim, in which readers vote for the hottest NFL cheerleader.
We like Lilly because she is cool with lying and thinks even guys want to be Dolp
WSU Professor Observes Students Get Beat Down for Telling Bad Jokes
By Pencil Snapper (08/25/2008 4:31 PM) Fraternity Pissed About Vandalism
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 4:50 PM) When you gotta go, you gotta go. And apparently thirteen Theta Delta Chi pledges from UVA had to pee so badly that they broke into a Union College fraternity house to do their business.
Unfortunately for the Union College fraternity, the pledges did their business all over the sofas.
Now the
... MORE »Communist UVA Crushes Dissent, Bans Signs
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 10:05 AM) Leroi Moore, DMB Saxophonist, Dies at 46
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 08:58 AM) Bigfoot Discovery: Joke's On Us!
By Pencil Snapper (08/19/2008 4:48 PM) It must be a slow news summer because networks are covering whimsical legendary creatures. The Montauk monster, the chupacabra and now Bigfoot, strange animals have populated the airways with their existence, or lack there of.
Turns out that the Bigfoot discovery made week was just a pu
... MORE »Using the Truth to Cut College Drinking?
By Pencil Snapper (08/12/2008 09:35 AM) Virtual Erotica: Spore + Porn = "Sporn"
By Pencil Snapper (07/31/2008 3:57 PM) Happy Birthday Beatrix Potter
By Pencil Snapper (07/28/2008 4:46 PM) Celebrating a posthumous birthday today, the author and illustrator of the famed Peter Rabbit series would have been 142-years-old.
She cultivated a career in a time when the cultural climate and her family discouraged it. She kept most of her aspirations secret, but her talent could not be contain
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