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IOC Opens Eyes, Investigates Chinese Gymnasts

IOC Opens Eyes, Investigates Chinese Gymnasts

Wait, you mean the Chinese gymnasts may not all be 16?

Latest comment by Anonymous: Not trying to be 'pro american' here, but c'mon, is the world that blind to always bash us? And what country are you from that gives you credentials to call the U.S losers? Last time I checked, th... MORE »

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Supertasters Suffering From Hypertongue

Supertasters Suffering From Hypertongue

Forget about carcinogenic lotions, it looks like the human body is attacking itself.

Having extra taste buds used to be a godsend -- all your favorite foods were all so much better! But as fate it would have it, the super tasters are cancer-bound too. Scientists are suggesting that every 1 in

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University of OregonSex

Wave Goodbye To Preggo-Free College Girls

Wave Goodbye To Preggo-Free College Girls

If President Bush's attempt to ban birth control succeeds, expect either the number of pregnant college women to rise or the amount of sex happening on campus to drop.  

Latest comment by Anonymous: Thats absolutely impossible. Who the heck came up with that?! It would be a complete impossibility due to the infringement of freedom of choice (aka constitutional rights.) So so SO stupid to even worry or th... MORE »

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Americans Are #1 in Substance Abuse

Americans Are #1 in Substance Abuse

With the United States topping the list of substance-abusing nations, will the national anthem be changed to "the land of the free and the home of cocaine?"

Latest comment by Anonymous: Democracy and coke...

Wow!

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Oregon State - Cascades, Oregon State, University of OregonEntertainment

Michelle Obama Roots for the Beavers?!

How the F is that possible?!

Why would she do such a terrible thing?

 

Scroll to the 3 minute mark and watch the horrifying words tumble out of her mouth,

 

I'm at a loss.

And very, very devastated.

Latest comment by Anonymous: What'r ya kidding? If my brother was a coach for the Beavers I'd root for the Beavers. If my brother was a coach for the Husky tiddly-winks team I'd root for them too. Duh!

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