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Ladies love me. 'Nuff said.Playboy Book Club's Calling All Guys!
By Collegiate Don Juan (08/14/2008 3:44 PM) Tags: playboy magazine, bwog, denis johnson, hugh hefner, nobody move
Who knew that sandwiched between the boobs and the butts, there's real literature in the pages of Playboy.
How Not To Get Caught Cheating
By Collegiate Don Juan (08/01/2008 3:59 PM) Tags: cheating, how not to get caught cheating, casanova
At OTR we don't advocate cheating on your significant other, but, hey, if you're going to do it, might as well do it right.
Get a clue Peeps!
Battle of the Sexes - Who's Better?
By Collegiate Don Juan (07/26/2008 04:24 AM) Tags: math scores, sex, men and women, battle of the sexes
Based on these four studies, the answer to this age-old question may shock you.
Students Die From Loveseat and Alcohol
By Collegiate Don Juan (07/16/2008 12:47 PM) Tags: Carbon monoxide, alcoholics, partying, dwi, bloodalcohol level, house fire
In April, three UW students died in a terrible house fire. Recently, an autopsy of their bodies revealed that their alcohol levels were well above the legal limit. Was alcohol the reason they failed to escape the blaze?
UW-Madison Professor Bans Laptops In Class
By Collegiate Don Juan (06/26/2008 1:08 PM) Tags: Constitutional Law, American Bar Association, Anuj Desai, Arthur McAvoy, professor bans laptop, professor
Students are usually super glued to their keyboards, and one professor asks his students to leave their computers in their dorm rooms.
Anuj Desai, an assistant professor of law, instructed his constitutional law to cease the use of laptops in his academic space. Since students a
Ripe Produce: Must Read UW-Madison Stories
By Collegiate Don Juan (06/18/2008 08:36 AM) Tags: 911 call, Brittany Zimmermann, Drunk Student, free dorm phones, Wiscards
Madison's a little tame in the summer, but don't worry we've got the hot stuff that you don't want to miss. Similar to Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce will feature local Badger news that’s “ripe for the reading.” Here are current summer stories you must know.
* A battered student give
... MORE »Don't Let the Midwestern Accent Fool You
By Collegiate Don Juan (06/12/2008 11:22 AM) Tags: Guggenheim, MoMA, Midwestern tourists, innocent bystanders, overheard
Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: F*ck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, f*ck you, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of c*ck-sucking *ssh
Big Ten Football Predictions
By Collegiate Don Juan (06/12/2008 11:00 AM) Tags: 2008 college football, Zombie Nation, fall football, Big Ten football predictions
Right? Wrong? We'll let you be the judge.
