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JohnnyQuest is my son.The 10 Worst Shots You'll Ever Take
By Dr. Benton Quest (09/05/2008 09:51 AM) Tags: top 10, gross, shots
Because we'll drink anything after the Republican National Convention.
Trading Sexual Favors For Regular Favors: Everyone's Doing It
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/26/2008 11:08 AM) Tags: CNN, bartering sex, sex for gas card
College students cash in on the gifts God gave them for... well, other gifts.
Michael Phelps: The Young Jeezy of the Swim World
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/22/2008 2:49 PM) Tags: rolling stone, michael phelps young jeezy, michael phelps, young jeezy
Young Jeezy and Michael Phelps have one thing in common - their sheer awesomeness?
Phelps Offered Money, Movies, Dog Food Fame
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/19/2008 1:34 PM) Tags: Speedo, Visa, Olympics, Michael Phelps, endorsements
Phelps may have gotten the gold for swimming, but now he's swimming in the green.
Phelps Eats A Lot, Earns America's Love
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/18/2008 10:06 AM) Tags: Michael Phelps, Olympics, diet, food, olympian diets
The fastest way into American's hearts is through their stomachs. Fortunately, Olympians know how to eat.
Study Shows Athletes Resemble Primates
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/15/2008 2:25 PM) Tags: college athlete victory dances, michael phelps resembles primate, olympic victory pose, chimpanzees monkeys gorillas
According to a recent study comparing athletes and primates, Michael Phelps looks and acts like a gorilla every time he wins a gold medal.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to hear you're a non-Michigan student acting otherwise to keep hits up a... MORE »
Hot College Student: Michael Phelps
By Dr. Benton Quest (08/11/2008 1:54 PM) Tags: bob bowman, 4x100 relay, olympic swimming, michael phelps
Brains, beauty and an ever-expanding rack of Olympic gold medals? University of Michigan student Michael Phelps has it all.
Everyone Hates the Buckeyes
By Dr. Benton Quest (07/29/2008 4:55 PM) Tags: college football rivals, most hated college teams, carson palmer, buckeye rivalries, ohio state haters, osu vs usc
Everyone knows that there are tons of people who talk smack against Ohio State, but for once, it's not someone from Michigan. Lately, the LA Times, NY Times, and USA Today have been talking about Cincinnati QB Carson Palmer's hatred towards the Buckeyes. Palmer, a former USC QB, is already causi
... MORE »The View: College Edition
By Dr. Benton Quest (07/23/2008 3:55 PM) Tags: barbara walters, the view, joy behar
The View's cast has a habit of mouthing off from the safety of their studio. But could these catty co-hosts make it as college coeds?
Michigan Cuts Ties With Steve & Barry's
By Dr. Benton Quest (07/08/2008 08:53 AM) Tags: advertising, Wall Street Journal, Michigan Daily, Steve and Barrys, college apparel
With Steve & Barry's facing bankruptcy, UMich is turning in a vote of 'no confidence' by refusing to renew the vendor's license to sell Wolverines apparel. Count on other colleges to follow suit.
