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Dr. Benton Quest

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JohnnyQuest is my son.
The 10 Worst Shots You'll Ever Take

Because we'll drink anything after the Republican National Convention.

Latest comment by Bandit: I too was there and I believe that a Monkey Fart should have easily made the list
Trading Sexual Favors For Regular Favors: Everyone's Doing It

College students cash in on the gifts God gave them for... well, other gifts.

Latest comment by Anonymous: hey at least those liberals are getting some !
Michael Phelps: The Young Jeezy of the Swim World

 Young Jeezy and Michael Phelps have one thing in common - their sheer awesomeness?

Latest comment by Anonymous: Michael Phelps has publicly talked about listening to Young Jeezy as his way to get pumped up before competition. Young Jeezy's response was a 'thank you' back to him.
Phelps Offered Money, Movies, Dog Food Fame

Phelps may have gotten the gold for swimming, but now he's swimming in the green.

Phelps Eats A Lot, Earns America's Love

The fastest way into American's hearts is through their stomachs. Fortunately, Olympians know how to eat.

Study Shows Athletes Resemble Primates

According to a recent study comparing athletes and primates, Michael Phelps looks and acts like a gorilla every time he wins a gold medal.

Latest comment by Anonymous: With a 'C'. Also, you aren't worthy to carry A-Hor's jock strap, much less Johnny Quest's.

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Hot College Student: Michael Phelps

Brains, beauty and an ever-expanding rack of Olympic gold medals? University of Michigan student Michael Phelps has it all.

Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh, he didn't get that major in **** that he wanted so badly? Still a douche.
Everyone Hates the Buckeyes

Everyone knows that there are tons of people who talk smack against Ohio State, but for once, it's not someone from Michigan. Lately, the LA Times, NY Times, and USA Today have been talking about Cincinnati QB Carson Palmer's hatred towards the Buckeyes. Palmer, a former USC QB, is already causi

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Latest comment by Petro: true...everyone does hate the buckeyes...but most people hate Michigan too...so yeah, screw both of them
The View: College Edition

The View's cast has a habit of mouthing off from the safety of their studio. But could these catty co-hosts make it as college coeds?

Latest comment by Anonymous: what exactly does this hafta do with michigan???
Michigan Cuts Ties With Steve & Barry's

With Steve & Barry's facing bankruptcy, UMich is turning in a vote of 'no confidence' by refusing to renew the vendor's license to sell Wolverines apparel. Count on other colleges to follow suit.

Latest comment by Anonymous: agreed, everyone at U Mich can eat a dick

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I enjoy low expectations which can be thankfully attributed to Paul (JQ). For other comparisons see: Aaron Rodgers, Scottie Pippen, Pre-Super Bowl Eli Manning, and Rufio.
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